GordonD Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Proof if needed that there has been more than one fucking loony from Elgin. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-49740068 William Tell had finally had enough of having his chips stolen... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 29 minutes ago, GordonD said: William Tell had finally had enough of having his chips stolen... That's the Scorrie Tellt then... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 There are too many seagulls in costal areas in Scotland. We need a cull of them tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 8 hours ago, Cerberus said: There are too many seagulls in costal areas in Scotland. We need a cull of them tbh. Cull them everywhere, not just the coast. c***s, the lot of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 On 16/09/2019 at 18:18, Bairnardo said: Fucking Camelon??? Larbert Lomachunko m9 FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 12 hours ago, Cerberus said: There are too many OF fans in coastal areas in Scotland. We need a cull of them tbh. FTFY 3 hours ago, Rugster said: Cull them everywhere, not just the coast. c***s, the lot of them. That works for me too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 I like gulls and would sooner cull youseGull shagging weirdo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Not having gulls around would ruin my crossbow practice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Not having gulls around would ruin my crossbow practice. You could try pigeons? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 9 minutes ago, Swarley said: 3 hours ago, welshbairn said: Not having gulls around would ruin my crossbow practice. You could try pigeons? Just don't shoot Speckled Jim. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Got offered a really good new job. Two pay grades higher than present but I feel totally underqualified, I have to do things like manage people which I have never done before. I’ll also have to move to Glasgow. Got to decide whether to take it or not. I hope I can manage a team better than Levein can. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Is anyone else missing the point here? It’s a gullIt has an arrow/ bolt through its headIT’S STILL FUCKING ALIVE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 34 minutes ago, Jambomo said: Got offered a really good new job. Two pay grades higher than present but I feel totally underqualified, I have to do things like manage people which I have never done before. I’ll also have to move to Glasgow. Got to decide whether to take it or not. I hope I can manage a team better than Levein can. Fake it til you make it. Most of the senior managers at my work couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery so why should you be any different? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 The Area 51 raid is supposedly on tomorrow. Which means a lot of tubes will either end up being massacred, irradiated or quite thirsty crossing the Nevada desert to find f*ck all or the truth about aliens on earth will be revealed... Spoiler Oh Bollocks... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 The Area 51 raid is supposedly on tomorrow. Which means a lot of tubes will either end up being massacred, irradiated or quite thirsty crossing the Nevada desert to find f*ck all or the truth about aliens on earth will be revealed... Spoiler Oh Bollocks... That would actually be magic if the roasters all turn up en-masse to find it really is just a runway and some blokes in hangers and workshops making planes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Fake it til you make it. Most of the senior managers at my work couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery so why should you be any different?Good point, why not? [emoji4] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 The Area 51 raid is supposedly on tomorrow. Which means a lot of tubes will either end up being massacred, irradiated or quite thirsty crossing the Nevada desert to find f*ck all or the truth about aliens on earth will be revealed... Spoiler Oh Bollocks... Imagine if the only thing that actually ever happened at Area 51 was a massacre of alien nerds who came to see an empty hanger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Start work in 5hrs. Blootered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Had my CT scan yesterday. No relapse or metastasis. Another step taken. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 11 minutes ago, Dele said: Start work in 5hrs. Blootered. I remember waking up for work blootered and falling through my coffee table whilst trying to put my socks on. I took the day off as it was probably best not to drive or be in charge of a crane lift in that state! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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