HenryHill Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 40 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Finish Gman... dd8-b-2019-09-13-19-49-48.mp4 Toe-poke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Magee, hand the fucking cludgie back and we'll end it here. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-49700620 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Melanius Vanoli IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Telling somebody to get to the button to save a clip then completely neglecting to follow the runner. Should be bombed out the squad, prima-donna, IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Melanius Vanoli IMO. More like Milli Vanilli. IMO. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Telling somebody to get to the button to save a clip then completely neglecting to follow the runner. Should be bombed out the squad, prima-donna, IMO.Guilty as charged. However with that shot was getting annoyed as we missed a fair few chances. More of a thank f**k we got a goal and then I couldn't be fucked tracking back again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Toe-poke.Laces. Did score a toe-poke earlier on however. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: we missed a fair few chances. No idea what you're talking about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Some twat has stuck a “5mph limit” sticker on the street sign at the entrance to my scheme, as if they think it’s fucking enforceable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 4 hours ago, johnnydun said: By popular demand @Melanius Mullarkey's OG from last night. Some finish! dd8-b-2019-09-13-20-25-48.mp4 now that we know what he looks like has Melanius ever sang "Putting on the Ritz" in a Mel Brooks film? Spoiler and for those of you who are wondering what I look like... Spoiler pictured just after buying a round at Edinburgh prices.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 9 minutes ago, mathematics said: Some twat has stuck a “5mph limit” sticker on the street sign at the entrance to my scheme, as if they think it’s fucking enforceable. peel it off and stick it on the back of an Audi for a giggle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, tamthebam said: peel it off and stick it on the back of an Audi for a giggle. Nice idea, by sticking it onto my Audi I’ll throw them all off the scent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 5 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: 6 hours ago, NJ2 said: Ah, so he’s a goal tender. That’s fine, Hearts could do with a reliable stopper as well. Bring yer gloves, green jeans. He is very much so the goalie, unfortunately for him I'm the goal scorer ..... usually. If you need someone else I'll play. I'm hugely unfit and fat but drop me a PM if you need someone 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 TBF @Melanius Mullarkey was some player in 80's. Never knew he was Dutch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 5 hours ago, mathematics said: Some twat has stuck a “5mph limit” sticker on the street sign at the entrance to my scheme, as if they think it’s fucking enforceable. There's an official "25mph unless otherwise posted" sign at the entrance to our 'hood. Your twat's American cousin lives on my street and has put up his own "15mph" sign outside his house. Given that we live on a dirt road, with all the associated potholes and washboard ruts that go with it, hardly anyone goes over the speed limit anyway so the thing fills me with rage every time I drive past. A different no-lifer has put up a "Drive as if your children live here" sign outside his house. As far as I'm aware, I don't have any children but if I did, I'd be fucking concerned if they were living in that canute's house instead of mine. It's all very bizarre. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 Looks like someone’s had a makeover this weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 Tyson Fury’s cut looks like a 3rd eye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 If you need someone else I'll play. I'm hugely unfit and fat but drop me a PM if you need someone I’m not sure if you’re volunteering for the Dundee 5’s or Hearts. If it’s the latter, you’re in!Good to see you back posting, hope all is well mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 On the topic of football if anyone fancies a game in Dunfermline we play anything between 5's and 7's depending on numbers between 7-8pm on Sunday whole range of abilities and ages from 22 up to 63. Drop me a PM if you're interested 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 I’m not sure if you’re volunteering for the Dundee 5’s or Hearts. If it’s the latter, you’re in!Good to see you back posting, hope all is well mate. He's a dirty, hacking, cheating b*****d, he'll fit right in at Tynecastle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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