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1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Roy Orbison was a huge bluenose and a bit of a player in his day.  Secretly had a trial with the Gers but couldn't see the ball and never made it.*

 

 

 

 

 

*I genuinely have no idea.  I'm sure someone will be along shortly with a powerpoint presentation as to why it's a sectarian song. 

The bit in the second verse about “if you don’t win today, blame the Pope and the IRA” is a bit dodgy TBF.

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Guy:

1 drives 240 mile round trip to London

2 has two kids in car with him

3 claims it’s to buy bread as it’s £1 cheaper

4 gets stopped doing 110mph

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/coronavirus-lockdown-fine-london-nottingham-leicestershire-police-a9451691.html

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1 hour ago, Granny Danger said:

Guy:

1 drives 240 mile round trip to London

2 has two kids in car with him

3 claims it’s to buy bread as it’s £1 cheaper

4 gets stopped doing 110mph

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/coronavirus-lockdown-fine-london-nottingham-leicestershire-police-a9451691.html

Presumably  because the roads are quiet just now that's why he only got a speeding fine. In normal circumstances in Scotland if they caught you doing 110 mph you'd be charged with dangerous driving under Section 2 of the Road Traffic Act 1988. Which carries a mandatory ban and a resit of the extended driving test before you get your licence back.  

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2 hours ago, tamthebam said:

Presumably  because the roads are quiet just now that's why he only got a speeding fine. In normal circumstances in Scotland if they caught you doing 110 mph you'd be charged with dangerous driving under Section 2 of the Road Traffic Act 1988. Which carries a mandatory ban and a resit of the extended driving test before you get your licence back.  

The article only says he got a notice for speeding, I'd expect him to get more than just the 3 points and likely a ban.

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13 minutes ago, Dele said:

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Got one of these today. 

If anyone is tempted, don't. Even for £1 and absolutely starving it was awful. The mayo you get with it is nice enough but the 'reformed chicken' is ghastly. 

I always thought it was cruel to kill a chicken just after it had got its life back on track.

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7 hours ago, Jacksgranda said:

It will be along the lines of "Rangers fans sing it, ergo..."

Remember Celtic complaining about Rangers fans singing the Hokey Cokey? They claimed that the 'in out, shake it all about' thing was a mockery of priests' gestures during Mass.

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6 minutes ago, GordonD said:

Remember Celtic complaining about Rangers fans singing the Hokey Cokey? They claimed that the 'in out, shake it all about' thing was a mockery of priests' gestures during Mass.

:lol:

No I don't, but it sounds just like the mope faced c****.

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24 minutes ago, GordonD said:

Remember Celtic complaining about Rangers fans singing the Hokey Cokey? They claimed that the 'in out, shake it all about' thing was a mockery of priests' gestures during Mass.

If I knew that priests did the Hokey Cokey during mass I wouldn't be so critical of Catholicism.

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1 hour ago, GordonD said:

Remember Celtic complaining about Rangers fans singing the Hokey Cokey? They claimed that the 'in out, shake it all about' thing was a mockery of priests' gestures during Mass.

Wasn't it Kilmarnock who actually did that when they huddled at rugby park?

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2 hours ago, GordonD said:

Remember Celtic complaining about Rangers fans singing the Hokey Cokey? They claimed that the 'in out, shake it all about' thing was a mockery of priests' gestures during Mass.

Assuming this is true, did no one ask them why a football club were getting offended on behalf of a religion?

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2 hours ago, ICTChris said:

I’m sure a then MP also got involved with the Hokey Cokey controversy.

 

5 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

I’m sure a then MP also got involved with the Hokey Cokey controversy.

Possibly the longest gap between a double post I've ever seen.

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