GordonD Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Of all the folk I expected to come out with that "banter", you were the last, tbqh. Disappointing, we're talking primary school children here, aged 9, 8, 4 & 3. No offence meant to your grandkids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 1 hour ago, MONKMAN said: At the ripe old age of 34 I just got ID’d for a bottle of wine (Malbec) and a bottle of Gin. I got ID'd for cigarette papers the other day. I'm 31. Outraged, I was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 6 minutes ago, The Moonster said: I got ID'd for cigarette papers the other day. I'm 31. Outraged, I was. Ludicrous. As if anyone under the age of 60 smokes rollups anymore. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Ludicrous. As if anyone under the age of 60 smokes rollups anymore. I'm willing to bet a substantial sum of money that Moonster wasn't buying them for rollups... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Ludicrous. As if anyone under the age of 60 smokes rollups anymore. 3 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I'm willing to bet a substantial sum of money that Moonster wasn't buying them for rollups... Edited September 21, 2020 by The Moonster 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 1 minute ago, The Moonster said: My wife and I met a Scottish couple while out at a Chinese restaurant on Saturday night. After asking if we smoked weed (to which the wife replied in the affirmative - I can't hack it anymore) the guy pulled out a massive plastic ziplock bag which probably had at least 3oz in it and gave the wife a handful. It's still sitting in her handbag untouched. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: My wife and I met a Scottish couple while out at a Chinese restaurant on Saturday night. After asking if we smoked weed (to which the wife replied in the affirmative - I can't hack it anymore) the guy pulled out a massive plastic ziplock bag which probably had at least 3oz in it and gave the wife a handful. It's still sitting in her handbag untouched. Just when you think humanity is dead you hear stories like this. What a nice man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 It is probably riddled with poisonous spiders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 My wife and I met a Scottish couple while out at a Chinese restaurant on Saturday night. After asking if we smoked weed (to which the wife replied in the affirmative - I can't hack it anymore) the guy pulled out a massive plastic ziplock bag which probably had at least 3oz in it and gave the wife a handful. It's still sitting in her handbag untouched. I dint really know how prevalent weed smoking is these days, but I genuinely wish I could do it. I have for my entire working life worked under the threat of D&A testing. If I didnt, I defninely would be giving it a go. Despite dabbling higher up the alphabet in my younger days, I havent really tried it many times. I cant really see a down side other than having to smoke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 16 minutes ago, Dee Man said: My wife and I met a Scottish couple while out at a Chinese restaurant on Saturday night. After asking if we smoked weed (to which the wife replied in the affirmative - I can't hack it anymore) the guy pulled out a massive plastic ziplock bag which probably had at least 3oz in it and gave the wife a handful. It's still sitting in her handbag untouched. I dint really know how prevalent weed smoking is these days, but I genuinely wish I could do it. I have for my entire working life worked under the threat of D&A testing. If I didnt, I defninely would be giving it a go. Despite dabbling higher up the alphabet in my younger days, I havent really tried it many times. I cant really see a down side other than having to smoke. You could put your baking skills to good use. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 You could put your baking skills to good use.Stonebaked...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkmenbashi Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 30 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Ludicrous. As if anyone under the age of 60 smokes rollups anymore. Far more cost efficient 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 15 minutes ago, Dee Man said: My wife and I met a Scottish couple while out at a Chinese restaurant on Saturday night. After asking if we smoked weed (to which the wife replied in the affirmative - I can't hack it anymore) the guy pulled out a massive plastic ziplock bag which probably had at least 3oz in it and gave the wife a handful. It's still sitting in her handbag untouched. I dint really know how prevalent weed smoking is these days, but I genuinely wish I could do it. I have for my entire working life worked under the threat of D&A testing. If I didnt, I defninely would be giving it a go. Despite dabbling higher up the alphabet in my younger days, I havent really tried it many times. I cant really see a down side other than having to smoke. I too have the threat of random drug testing hanging over me so I wouldn't even try a toke if the wife offered me. Only last week I returned a "non-negative" result for opioids in my urine test during my medical. After I told the nurse that there must be a mistake she did a second test in case the testing kit was contaminated - second test returned the same result. The sample was sent to a lab which couldn't determine where the morphine in my blood had come from. It was sent to toxicology who confirmed that it was consistent with poppy seeds - I'd had 2 slices of multi-grain toast containing poppy seeds about 3 hours before my test. Mental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Stonebaked...... Stonedbake .... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 2 hours ago, MONKMAN said: At the ripe old age of 34 I just got ID’d for a bottle of wine (Malbec) and a bottle of Gin. Did you advise them you were heading straight up the woods to crack them open? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 (edited) 41 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I dint really know how prevalent weed smoking is these days, but I genuinely wish I could do it. I have for my entire working life worked under the threat of D&A testing. If I didnt, I defninely would be giving it a go. Despite dabbling higher up the alphabet in my younger days, I havent really tried it many times. I cant really see a down side other than having to smoke. You're a man who enjoys his cooking, eh? You should watch a program called "Bong Appetit", it was made by Vice but should be available on Youtube. The folk who do it are all pretty typical American stoners (with excellent knowledge in their field, tbf) but they do slap up meals and have special guests round to try it and some of it looks incredible. Was a great show but when all the rapey stuff came out about the guy who owns Vice, the guy who done the show (Abdullah Saeed) said he couldn't carry on working for them and the show ended. Edited September 21, 2020 by The Moonster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 The side of the A90 near Brechin has a mysterious "bear-like animal" according to my other half who saw it whilst driving home tonight. It supposedly walks like a bear, is about 0.5m tall and has long setter-like brown hair but is is definitely not a dog. Well miffed. Is she sure that it wasn’t just her sat nav telling her to bear left? Anyway, if there is a further shortage of toilet roll, you know who to blame - youngest stepdaughter has just had 45 rolls deliverd here. I don't know if we'll get any or if their all for her house.What are you feeding her that she needs 45 toilet rolls? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 1 minute ago, buchan30 said: Is she sure that it wasn’t just her sat nav telling her to bear left? I am the sat nav. Annoying thing was that I was in the car at the time, day-dreaming about something else. She simply said: "Did you see that walking down the side of the road?! It looked like a bear, but we don't have bears in Scotland" This is still the topic of discussion in our household today. I've been expecting the story to become like Dougal's below, but she's holding firm with her original basic description. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 35 minutes ago, buchan30 said: What are you feeding her that she needs 45 toilet rolls? We don't feed her, she doesn't live with us (just her children...) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: My wife and I met a Scottish couple while out at a Chinese restaurant on Saturday night. After asking if we smoked weed (to which the wife replied in the affirmative - I can't hack it anymore) the guy pulled out a massive plastic ziplock bag which probably had at least 3oz in it and gave the wife a handful. It's still sitting in her handbag untouched. I dint really know how prevalent weed smoking is these days, but I genuinely wish I could do it. I have for my entire working life worked under the threat of D&A testing. If I didnt, I defninely would be giving it a go. Despite dabbling higher up the alphabet in my younger days, I havent really tried it many times. I cant really see a down side other than having to smoke. No but you can certainly smell one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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