Stellaboz Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 42 minutes ago, BTFD said: @Stellaboz - you sure it wasn't the pink suit that did it for you? @DA Baracus - upload a picture of your blankie and maybe one of us can track down a replacement. @Moomintroll - here's one if you've got £100 to pish away on fabric that's undoubtedly dried a stranger's taint: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144916040701?hash=item21bdab4bfd:g:WjkAAOSwI8Rj0SaQ&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAwJnV9TqKD15OuXMC%2FOZkTdkGrXX55NQTeBzQKK0ahv1IR3JqBffUWTlZQ1Hms9JBFwSxbZ3EveSX7V%2B8w79GcJWkkBQZWKgnG5jSilXcfs1A%2BA2v57jUjfNYqO0Dz11%2BVnlzh41Dry5q4BwInsVHwrapX6q5hkfMheub%2F2VFDD82Svd6pXEZV6EGR7Ex9lIWII2STEwTgL6B50S2iUP%2Fx%2FI4DJJdfNMe2pMqOG10pT7QXo2Dv1ZoERxdK1aE2q1BHA%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR7b6_ua0Yg Possibly. But rocking like the best of them? Man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 2 hours ago, BTFD said: @Stellaboz - you sure it wasn't the pink suit that did it for you? @DA Baracus - upload a picture of your blankie and maybe one of us can track down a replacement. @Moomintroll - here's one if you've got £100 to pish away on fabric that's undoubtedly dried a stranger's taint: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144916040701?hash=item21bdab4bfd:g:WjkAAOSwI8Rj0SaQ&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAwJnV9TqKD15OuXMC%2FOZkTdkGrXX55NQTeBzQKK0ahv1IR3JqBffUWTlZQ1Hms9JBFwSxbZ3EveSX7V%2B8w79GcJWkkBQZWKgnG5jSilXcfs1A%2BA2v57jUjfNYqO0Dz11%2BVnlzh41Dry5q4BwInsVHwrapX6q5hkfMheub%2F2VFDD82Svd6pXEZV6EGR7Ex9lIWII2STEwTgL6B50S2iUP%2Fx%2FI4DJJdfNMe2pMqOG10pT7QXo2Dv1ZoERxdK1aE2q1BHA%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR7b6_ua0Yg I'm not even sure I am comfortable with it drying my taint, if that is a thing. So I think I will pass thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 2 hours ago, BTFD said: @Stellaboz - you sure it wasn't the pink suit that did it for you? @DA Baracus - upload a picture of your blankie and maybe one of us can track down a replacement. @Moomintroll - here's one if you've got £100 to pish away on fabric that's undoubtedly dried a stranger's taint: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144916040701?hash=item21bdab4bfd:g:WjkAAOSwI8Rj0SaQ&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAwJnV9TqKD15OuXMC%2FOZkTdkGrXX55NQTeBzQKK0ahv1IR3JqBffUWTlZQ1Hms9JBFwSxbZ3EveSX7V%2B8w79GcJWkkBQZWKgnG5jSilXcfs1A%2BA2v57jUjfNYqO0Dz11%2BVnlzh41Dry5q4BwInsVHwrapX6q5hkfMheub%2F2VFDD82Svd6pXEZV6EGR7Ex9lIWII2STEwTgL6B50S2iUP%2Fx%2FI4DJJdfNMe2pMqOG10pT7QXo2Dv1ZoERxdK1aE2q1BHA%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR7b6_ua0Yg But cheers Mrs Geller. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 2 hours ago, Swarley said: In a Big Country was by Big Country mate, not Valentine's Day. HTH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 @Stellaboz, it's a trap. She belongs to the streets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Maybe just replace the word "racist" with the universal hand and wrist signal for "w****r" and everyone would know what was meant? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 3 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Possibly. But rocking like the best of them? Man. To be honest, my first thought was it was Mick Jagger in a wig and pink suit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 8 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Favourite Towel thread for this pish. it certainly wasn't this git: 5 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Possibly. But rocking like the best of them? Man. what's German for "wid"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 29 minutes ago, SandyCromarty said: Miserable game by both teams but Dundee in that first half were terrible, a boastful Dee fan offered me a relegation £250 bet which I turned down for his sake but he must be shiting himself 28 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Not at all, Sandy. Offer still stands. £250 charity bet. You must be super confident. Are you in? 18 minutes ago, SandyCromarty said: You keep your money lad, only a fool would bet on the YoYo's staying up after what we saw today. I'm taken aback with your misguided sense of confidence though. 3 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: You're super confident and only a fool would be as willing as me to do it but you're not wanting your charity of choice to receive £250? What an absolute shitehouse. 1 minute ago, SandyCromarty said: The truth hurts boys and you know it, sleep well. Here's yer boy @SandyCromarty - once again - talking of the charity bet offered by myself and - once again - absolutely bottling it. This is now the 4th time his words have brought him to this point and the 4th time he's squirmed out of it. Light him up, biys. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 2 hours ago, Derry Alli said: Here's yer boy @SandyCromarty - once again - talking of the charity bet offered by myself and - once again - absolutely bottling it. This is now the 4th time his words have brought him to this point and the 4th time he's squirmed out of it. Light him up, biys. Far be it from me to defend the bold @SandyCromarty but your offer is far from a generous or even fair one. Dundee could finish in any of eleven places and stay up whereas for a guaranteed Sandy win, Dundee would be required to finish in a world record relegating twelfth place. If you are so concerned with charity, perhaps you should place a bet on where you think Dundee will finish and donate any winnings accrued. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 10 minutes ago, sophia said: Far be it from me to defend the bold @SandyCromarty Sandy said we'd get relegated. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 @DA Baracus you can melt the glue with a hairdryer, or by soaking the affected area in boiling water. A hack I use to get candle wax out could work too. For candle wax you put a dishtowel over the affected area and apply a warm iron. For glue you could just do the same but with a hot iron. The dishtowel would soak up the melted glue. Obviously you now have a glue-ridden dishtowel, but it saves your baby soft skin from abrasion 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 19 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Sandy said we'd get relegated. @SandyCromarty says lots;@sophiaI’d like to see him front his self belief with a wee bit of his hard earned. I think it a fair challenge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 14 minutes ago, velo army said: @DA Baracus you can melt the glue with a hairdryer, or by soaking the affected area in boiling water. A hack I use to get candle wax out could work too. For candle wax you put a dishtowel over the affected area and apply a warm iron. For glue you could just do the same but with a hot iron. The dishtowel would soak up the melted glue. Obviously you now have a glue-ridden dishtowel, but it saves your baby soft skin from abrasion The towel was replaced. I only used it for when the floor takes too long to dry now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 (edited) 13 minutes ago, alta-pete said: @SandyCromarty says lots;@sophiaI’d like to see him front his self belief with a wee bit of his hard earned. I think it a fair challenge. He's an absolute shithouse. Pulled me up for saying ICT wouldn't finish in the top four, gave it big licks that Dundee wouldn't win the league so I offered £100 bet Dundee would. He scarpered. Offered £50 ICT wouldn't finish top 4. He evaded. You'd think he'd learn to keep his fingers better occupied but no, he's more than willing to be outed as a cowardly mouthpiece repeatedly. Edited July 30, 2023 by Derry Alli 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Trying to bait strangers on the internet into potentially giving money to charity because they annoy you is a bit weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 3 hours ago, tamthebam said: it certainly wasn't this git: W....wüd? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Trying to bait strangers on the internet into potentially giving money to charity because they annoy you is a bit weird. Weirder than gluing a towel back together? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Weirder than gluing a towel back together? I think Baracus stands alone in the P&B weirdness stakes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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