SlipperyP Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 (edited) Happy New Year everyone. Welcome to 2567. Have great one folks Edited April 13 by SlipperyP 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 10 hours ago, BFTD said: Sexy, sexy Sighthill. Phwoar. The absolute grot of British swingers is incredible. Give them a choice of an expensive hotel room with friends, or on top of the tools in the back of a knackered plumber's van surrounded by scheme goblins in the latter stages of syphilis, and it's dogging next to the sewage farm every time. According to a mate. Next to the National Archives, where things like the Declaration of Arbroath normally live. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 6 hours ago, SlipperyP said: Happy New Year everyone. Welcome to 2567. Have great one folks Do they get pissed at New Year over there? Do you go first footing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 7 hours ago, SlipperyP said: Happy New Year everyone. Welcome to 2567. Have great one folks It's not a Saturday morning without an SP off the wall post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: It's not a Saturday morning without an SP off the wall post eASY joe, I'll rip you a new one, thats an arsehole.. i'm on holiday time. peace 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 3 hours ago, HeartsOfficialMoaner said: Do they get pissed at New Year over there? Do you go first footing? SlipperyP gets pissed everyday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 (edited) 43 minutes ago, MazzyStar said: SlipperyP gets pissed everyday. i call it retirement 19 years now, i'll be 50 in june enjoy your day Edited April 13 by SlipperyP 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 Disappointed that I had to tell a fan to stop calling players 'poofs' today. Thankfully said fan was apologetic and did indeed stop it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 Talking to my mum today about my old primary school headteacher, who is now in a care home. Mum: "He had a beautiful wife, but spent years having an affair with the primary 4 teacher" Now, the assumption i had worked with for decades was that he was shagging the (gorgeous) primary 2 teacher. All my schoolpals the same. It was common knowledge. No, mum insisted (she worked at the school). Primary 4. I won't name her, but she was a bitter, horsey looking, nasty woman. She was in her 40s but looked in her 60s. Evil as a teacher. Probably ate babies and kicked puppies down mineshafts. Feels like my whole childhood was a lie. This guy called our class "The Unteachables". And now this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: Talking to my mum today about my old primary school headteacher, who is now in a care home. Mum: "He had a beautiful wife, but spent years having an affair with the primary 4 teacher" Now, the assumption i had worked with for decades was that he was shagging the (gorgeous) primary 2 teacher. All my schoolpals the same. It was common knowledge. No, mum insisted (she worked at the school). Primary 4. I won't name her, but she was a bitter, horsey looking, nasty woman. She was in her 40s but looked in her 60s. Evil as a teacher. Probably ate babies and kicked puppies down mineshafts. Feels like my whole childhood was a lie. This guy called our class "The Unteachables". And now this. Is this a riddle? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 19 hours ago, SlipperyP said: Happy New Year everyone. Welcome to 2567. Have great one folks If it's 2567 have a) Dundee won the Scottish Cup yet and b) Celtic released a 600 years of the Lisbon Lions DVD? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Pineapple cake > Cherry bakewell > Fern cake > Raspberry tart. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 11 hours ago, tamthebam said: If it's 2567 have a) Dundee fixed their pitch yet b) Celtic released a 600 years of the Lisbon Lions DVD? FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 55 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Pineapple cake > Cherry bakewell > Fern cake > Raspberry tart. Pineapple cake, lovely. An old favourite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Fern, cherry, pineapple, raspberry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 3 hours ago, philpy said: FTFY I got in The Time Machine and apparently Dundee haven't fixed their pitch in 2567 as The Morlocks Rangers fans are still moaning about it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 11 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Pineapple cake > Cherry bakewell > Fern cake > Raspberry tart. Assorted tarts: Lemon > Orange > Strawberry > Blueberry > Passionfruit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 I forgot to mention this last week buy a guy I work with got a substantial tax rebate a month or so ago then last week got two letters saying he was due them money now, £500 more than the rebate. He was on hold to HMRC most of Friday basically screaming g his N.I number at his phone getting the "sorry, I didn't quite catch that" back. He's from Cornwall, so it's not just Scottish boys they don't understand. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 1 hour ago, Derry Alli said: I forgot to mention this last week buy a guy I work with got a substantial tax rebate a month or so ago then last week got two letters saying he was due them money now, £500 more than the rebate. He was on hold to HMRC most of Friday basically screaming g his N.I number at his phone getting the "sorry, I didn't quite catch that" back. He's from Cornwall, so it's not just Scottish boys they don't understand. Dealing with HMRC is a complete nightmare even when you do get through. You spend an hour on hold then get put through to either a complete simpleton or someone who can barely speak English. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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