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20 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

In Aldi earlier on.

£7.29 for a litre of olive oil ?

F*ck that.

 

20 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

In Aldi earlier on.

£7.29 for a litre of olive oil ?

F*ck that.

Yeah, i wouldn't buy the cheap stuff, it's always cloudy. I'm sure Aldi buy the gunk from the bottom of the vat. 

Olive oil expected to top £10/l at some point this year. There's a disease or a parasite or something killing off the trees. I'm sure a marinated tomato salad will be just as tasty with spray - on maizola. 

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26 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

B.U.M..........?

F.U.D..........?

 

Oh worse than that.  Too bad to say tbh.

 

Regards,

Uisdean (Hamish) Nicol

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5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

My first and middle names got swapped around at the last minute when the person at the registry office highlighted what my initials would be.

Francis Albert Frederick Cameron? 

 

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4 hours ago, coprolite said:

 

Yeah, i wouldn't buy the cheap stuff, it's always cloudy. I'm sure Aldi buy the gunk from the bottom of the vat. 

Olive oil expected to top £10/l at some point this year. There's a disease or a parasite or something killing off the trees. I'm sure a marinated tomato salad will be just as tasty with spray - on maizola. 

What’s wrong with Crisp ‘n’ Dry?

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19 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

 

 

Getting an ad for “Intermittent Fasting: Lose 30 pounds in a week” on a story about Pasty is an outstanding placement troll by Google.

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3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Bunch of Dundee top wearing jock supporters on my flight to Heathrow. 
 

 

There was a guy in one of the lounges at Edinburgh airport this morning, wearing a kilt and a classic Germany number 10  top. Quite a good combo, imo.

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19 hours ago, GordonD said:

This one must be up there...

80's UK TV Advert - InnerCity with Jimmy Saville - YouTube

I keep this in mind when people talk about how oil is here to stay for a long transition:

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11 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

When the fire alarm goes off at the barbers.

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Maybe nobody's told him. From the front in a mirror it's ok. Maybe his wife cut it for him and sent him out saying it looked fine. 

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Just arrived in Swindon. Stepped off the train and the overwhelming smell is raspberry vape tinged with dogshit. It’s also royal ascot apparently so there’s a squad of birds in sparkly mini skirts being chased by Reeg-Mog top hatted c***s and blokes in peaky blinder suits that are 3 sizes too wee for them. 
 

Some place.

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8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Just arrived in Swindon. Stepped off the train and the overwhelming smell is raspberry vape tinged with dogshit. It’s also royal ascot apparently so there’s a squad of birds in sparkly mini skirts being chased by Reeg-Mog top hatted c***s and blokes in peaky blinder suits that are 3 sizes too wee for them. 
 

Some place.

Enjoy the racing. 

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