Karpaty Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 You must be one of the sad ones that has your life run by a sport. You obviously think kicking people can achieve success. It's YOUR fault that Scotland is rubbish at football. I hope you feel ashamed of yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 You must be one of the sad ones that has your life run by a sport. You obviously think kicking people can achieve success. It's YOUR fault that Scotland is rubbish at football. I hope you feel ashamed of yourself. I'm sorry. I am trying to change for the better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Anyone who takes a kickabout game of football seriously should just fast forward their life until it ends. And I really wish I was in any other country in the world than Scotland. Nicest people in the world? Haha There's a simple answer to your second point. f**k off somewhere else and don't let the door hit your arse on the road out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 For all the doom an gloom, has anyone watched U17's/U19's football? It's brilliant. The quality is amazing and the style of play pisses all over any of the Scottish leagues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 What a girl. Away and play Roller Skating or some shite ya snotter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 What a girl. Away and play Roller Skating or some shite ya snotter. Point and case 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 I just picked a large quantity of wax out of my ear. Better out than in. Tip for the future. Unbend a paper clip intil it's an S shape. Use the wide end to scrape as far in your lug as you can. The colour of the stuff that comes out is wierd. Wipe on a paper hanky or bog roll. Then get the yhin end in to scrape away at the edges and tidy up any wee bits. This is best practiced at work in the lavvies when you are being paid. Not while you're shiting though. These are pleasures that should be enjoyed seperately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 (edited) AOCRNDICG TO RSCEEARH AT CMABRIGDE UINERVTISY, IT DSENO'T MTAETR WAHT OERDR THE LTTERES IN A WROD ARE, THE OLNY IPROAMTNT TIHNG IS TAHT THE FRSIT AND LSAT LTTEER BE IN THE RGHIT PCLAE. TIHS IS BCUSEAE THE HUAMN MNID DEOS NOT RAED ERVEY LTETER BY ISTLEF, BUT THE WROD AS A WLOHE. IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS, PSOT IT TO YUOR WLAL. OLNY 55% OF PLEPOE CAN... It's the rest of your posts I struggle with. Edited January 20, 2011 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Point and case Stop greeting about the possibility of getting hurt then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#Gary Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Just back from a wee game of 7s. Haven't played football in a very long time. Still got it. If only I was fitter, I could get a game for the current Cowdenbeath team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 On BBC 3 now a programme called "Ready ,Steady,Drink", could be interesting viewing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Cristiano Ronaldo has 65 goals in 65 games for Real. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 I bought a bottle of Banana Bread Beer today. Unsure whether it's going to be nice or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Cristiano Ronaldo has 65 goals in 65 games for Real. Not quite as good as my GA5's strike rate, but he'll get there. I bought a bottle of Banana Bread Beer today. Unsure whether it's going to be nice or not. Open it and find out! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Cristiano Ronaldo has 65 goals in 65 games for Real. What's Messi's goals to games ratio? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 What's Messi's goals to games ratio? 32 goals in 29 games this season, 117 goals in 133 games over the last 2 1/2 seasons (when he really started scoring) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 I bought a bottle of Banana Bread Beer today. Unsure whether it's going to be nice or not. It's mingin'. I tried one last summer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Tip for the future. Unbend a paper clip intil it's an S shape. Use the wide end to scrape as far in your lug as you can. The colour of the stuff that comes out is wierd. Wipe on a paper hanky or bog roll. Then get the yhin end in to scrape away at the edges and tidy up any wee bits. This is best practiced at work in the lavvies when you are being paid. Not while you're shiting though. These are pleasures that should be enjoyed seperately. Thanks very much for the tip, I shall follow your advice. Especially about passing the time at work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 32 goals in 29 games this season, 117 goals in 133 games over the last 2 1/2 seasons (when he really started scoring) Not too bad at all! Another god forsaken early start for me today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 I bought a bottle of Banana Bread Beer today. Unsure whether it's going to be nice or not. I've tried that, I didn't like it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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