uni Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Some c**t has given me a cold, nae happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jojo Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Again, my school bus broke down. Thats 3 time in 2 months. First it breaks down outside my home for nearly an hour, then smoke starts coming into the bus and now, a few days ago, the wheel started smoking, causing an awful smell. And then eric has the cheek to take my pass away for walking the 5 minute walk back to my house. w****r!!! It's all these cut backs, there not checking the buses enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 She's got the body of a 25 year old and the mind of a 10 year old. All sorts of win! What was i moaning for!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 (edited) Open it and find out! I did... It's mingin'. I tried one last summer. I've tried that, I didn't like it. ...and it's ace. It does just taste of banana bread and beer. I was thinking it was going to be a 'nice + nice = shite' thing (example; pizza and ice-cream) but it was not. Edit; actually, the novelty wears off pretty quickly, and it's not as nice as it once was. Edited January 21, 2011 by Smurph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 I am an ace at Minesweeper Flags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Just realised I have been playing guitar for nine years and I'm still terrible at it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Again, my school bus broke down. Thats 3 time in 2 months. First it breaks down outside my home for nearly an hour, then smoke starts coming into the bus and now, a few days ago, the wheel started smoking, causing an awful smell. And then eric has the cheek to take my pass away for walking the 5 minute walk back to my house. w****r!!! It's all these cut backs, there not checking the buses enough. Do people not walk to school anymore? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 It's the Mrs birthday......and she is letting me go to tge football! What a top bird I have 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarko_son Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 the asda knock off drink "deep south" (i'm guessing its meant to be southern comfort) is actually quite nice, and surprisingly easy to do as shots 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 After sitting in last night eating pastachio nuts and watching BBC4, I have nothing planned for tonight either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 It's the Mrs birthday......and she is letting me go to tge football! What a top bird I have And the game is off FUK SAKE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 I was in Roos Leap last night and a girl came over and started speaking to one of the girls I was with, and she looked exactly like Tina out of Coronation Street!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Going to take the kids ten pin bowling and then out for dinner afterwards at a random wild west theme place. They have a bucking bronco thing and I want a shot on the fucker. And the whole day will be cheaper than going to football and will be more enjoyable. Football can get itself to f**k at the moment. And I'm also guaranteed my Nat King later for being a "good dad". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Went to see "127 hours" a few day ago even though it's a 15 and I'm not 15 for 3 months! I felt well hard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Went to see "127 hours" a few day ago even though it's a 15 and I'm not 15 for 3 months! I felt well hard. Seeing a sweaty man all alone grunting does turn certain types on..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 I was in Roos Leap last night and a girl came over and started speaking to one of the girls I was with. Time to go Platinum, Lichtie... Fannymagnetforlife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Just texted my mum saying 'c**t' by accident. f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 I take it a lot of people don't swear in front of their mum? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 I take it a lot of people don't swear in front of their mum? I do not. Although that's because I'm a model gentleman - and also because she would probably use my bollocks as Christmas tree decorations if I did so. It is some feat that I can maintain no use of swear words when around my mum (and most of my family) because most of the time I have a Tucker-esque use of swearing. Obviously I'll swear if it's out of anger or when I'm in pain but other than that I keep my mouth clean around my mum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Watching a stream featuring Parma, how the mighty have fallen I used to really enjoy watching them during the channel 4 days. I had a look at their squad that won the UEFA Cup in '99. How the mighty have fallen indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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