The Naitch Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 Even I quite liked that David Begg is a brilliant commentator! Enjoyed that wee video and having David Begg's commentary over it was magic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 According to my profile, I have more profile views than I do posts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 And I would imagine you just got a few more profile views with that post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 I had planned on taking advantage of my first Saturday off in ages next week by going to the football with some mates, but it appears the 7th of May is my anniversary with the Mrs. I thought she was annoyed at me for forgetting that, Christ was she beeling when I asked how many years we'd been together. I was only joking (kind of) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Here's something similiar. I'm sure you'll enjoy That's pretty good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 I had planned on taking advantage of my first Saturday off in ages next week by going to the football with some mates, but it appears the 7th of May is my anniversary with the Mrs. I thought she was annoyed at me for forgetting that, Christ was she beeling when I asked how many years we'd been together. I was only joking (kind of) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 I would love a threesome with Kate Middleton ans her sister 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted April 29, 2011 Author Share Posted April 29, 2011 A guy from Ipsos Mori just chapped the door and asked me to participate in a National Ratio Listening Survey. I don't think I've ever seen someone speak more quickly in my entire life! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 I would love a threesome with Kate Middleton ans her sister You'll have to go through me first!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 A guy from Ipsos Mori just chapped the door and asked me to participate in a National Ratio Listening Survey. I don't think I've ever seen someone speak more quickly in my entire life! He was obviously shitting himself in case you asked him in! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted April 29, 2011 Author Share Posted April 29, 2011 He was obviously shitting himself in case you asked him in! Quite the opposite. I opened the door with an 8-pack of Tesco sausages in one hand and a sharp knife in the other 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Quite the opposite. I opened the door with a sausage in one hand and a sharp knife in the other Fixed that for you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted April 29, 2011 Author Share Posted April 29, 2011 Fixed that for you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 I've just upgraded my phone to an iPhone 4. £229 from Orange on the same contract as I've got now, but I can get £150 for my 3GS from MazumaMobile, so really it's only costing my £79. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 David Begg should have been commentating over the Royal Wedding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Kate Middleton makes my penis happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Kate Middleton makes my penis happy. Her sister is tremendous aswell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Its a sad day when a man feels uncomfortable taking a dump inside his own four walls, my house guests are lucky if i close the bathroom door. Well I did do it after posting that, and it fucking reeked and all. I now have another jobby related dilemna. In my fragile, hungover state I need a shite as well as a tactical chunder. The problem is I think throwing up might make me shit myself, and the strain of taking a dump might lead to me throwing up on myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Well I did do it after posting that, and it fucking reeked and all. I now have another jobby related dilemna. In my fragile, hungover state I need a shite as well as a tactical chunder. The problem is I think throwing up might make me shit myself, and the strain of taking a dump might lead to me throwing up on myself. Take the dump with a bucket infront of you. If you chunder into the bucket then you can pour it down the lav, and flush it all at once. You feel better plus no evidence of either crime. Sorted. And may I just say I love the phrase "tactical chunder". Whenever I hear it I just picture Arsene Wenger at the magnetic board moving about the wee counters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Take the dump with a bucket infront of you. If you chunder into the bucket then you can pour it down the lav, and flush it all at once. You feel better plus no evidence of either crime. Sorted. And may I just say I love the phrase "tactical chunder". Whenever I hear it I just picture Arsene Wenger at the magnetic board moving about the wee counters. I had the chunder already and thankfully didn't shite myself. I'm leaving the jobby for now though, I'm feeling so bad that as well as throwing up, the strain of me taking a dump might make me feint. I just don't fancy it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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