weirdcal Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Aww man... I chose you last one. It made me feel just that little bit box office and that... ah you can but hope to remain in the basking glow of the box office... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 the hilarious patter that i currently use involves me talking about, and pretending to be, a good cafflick. this resulted in me receiving some genuine sectarian abuse while i was out on friday. i even got the classic throat slicing action in my direction. i didn't think this actually existed outside of the football, especially in my shitey wee town. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 My son is 16 tomorrow, I gave him his presents from me and the family and he said "thank you" to me for the first time in 2 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 It's time to go retro with the avatar. Oh yes, the Prof is returning. At last, I have missed the King of Scottish History's image 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A-Mac Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Our lads holiday to Ibiza next week has now dropped from 8 people to 5. One of my mates found out he had massive debt after booking and had to cancel, only to book up two weeks later with his missus for a week. He's in Gran Canaria right now. One of my other mates got a job on the oil rigs so he cant go. Fair enough. One of my mates just let me know last week that he can't get a passport in time to go. He's never had a passport before and he left it to last Friday to go in (we've been booked since February) and see about getting a one day passport to which they've told him it'll be about 6 weeks to investigate him etc. So we're now down to 5 which isnt bad at all but would much rather 8 of us went. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddie06smfc Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Gregg Wallace is a twat. What the fuck is an ingredients expert anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo Ponce Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Our lads holiday to Ibiza next week has now dropped from 8 people to 5. One of my mates found out he had massive debt after booking and had to cancel, only to book up two weeks later with his missus for a week. He's in Gran Canaria right now. One of my other mates got a job on the oil rigs so he cant go. Fair enough. One of my mates just let me know last week that he can't get a passport in time to go. He's never had a passport before and he left it to last Friday to go in (we've been booked since February) and see about getting a one day passport to which they've told him it'll be about 6 weeks to investigate him etc. So we're now down to 5 which isnt bad at all but would much rather 8 of us went. What an idiot Gregg Wallace is a twat. What the f**k is an ingredients expert anyway? A fatty? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Gregg Wallace is a twat. What the f**k is an ingredients expert anyway? you can say what you like about the boy, but he fuckin loves sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 One of my mates found out he had massive debt after booking and had to cancel, only to book up two weeks later with his missus for a week. He's in Gran Canaria right now. Did yous pull him up? I'd be raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 I love Family guy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Our lads holiday to Ibiza next week has now dropped from 8 people to 5. One of my mates found out he had massive debt after booking and had to cancel, only to book up two weeks later with his missus for a week. He's in Gran Canaria right now. One of my other mates got a job on the oil rigs so he cant go. Fair enough. One of my mates just let me know last week that he can't get a passport in time to go. He's never had a passport before and he left it to last Friday to go in (we've been booked since February) and see about getting a one day passport to which they've told him it'll be about 6 weeks to investigate him etc. So we're now down to 5 which isnt bad at all but would much rather 8 of us went. One of our mates did this same thing when we booked our first holiday after school. Except once he realised it was too late, he tried to excuse himself by saying that there'd been some admin error and it wasn't his fault. We were sitting in a mates house, sorting out the last minute details for ourselves, and watched him have a fake 5 minute conversation with the operator at the Home Office number, before eventually breaking, throwing the phone down and begging for forgiveness. Mug On a different note, we're the complete opposite. There was six of us booked up for Hungary but now 2 or 3 more are in the process of joining last minute. Gonna be a tight squeeze in the apartment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Did yous pull him up? I'd be raging. Nah not really. It would be a pointless task as we all knew he'd have some excuse ready. I casually asked him about it the other week and he said something about getting a cheap deal and not needing as much spending money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Found my love for Double Decker Chocolate bars again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowers Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 I served derek mcinnes his breakfast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 I served derek mcinnes his breakfast. Bacon or Sausage McMuffin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowers Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 (edited) Bacon or Sausage McMuffin? He had a full english, looked like a tit in his saints training gear. Must have pissed off the wife as I assume he owns/rents a house in perth. EDIT: I work in a hotel so that's the reason for the second part Edited September 13, 2011 by Bowers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 For the avoidance of doubt, I'll repeat again. If FIFA turn round tomorrow and say "sorry lads, we've let this go on too long... you will all compete as Team GB now, we won't accept individual English, Scottish etc team entries" those who don't support Team GB are small-minded parochial idiots. Aha. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 (edited) Gregg Wallace is a twat. What the f**k is an ingredients expert anyway? A glorified grocer. but it too good an opportunity not to link to -so I'll apologise in advance. Edited September 14, 2011 by theentomologist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 A guy about 4 cars in front of me hit a motorcyclist on slateford road tonight, the guy seemed ok, he managed to get up, the scary thing was the fact that i was 5 minutes later in getting out of work, if i had been away at my usual time it could've been me that hit the poor lad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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