Jeff Venom Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I emailed my analysis results to another engineer earlier to which he replied 'I'm pleased with that'. Thanks to p&b I burst out laughing because I immediately imagined him just emailing me back a Christian bale or him Jeffries 'pleasing' meme. I think these should definitely be introduced into the work place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I had to kill an injured squirrel at the weekend. It's taken me until today to post about because I was so upset. Red or grey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 It's Thanksgiving day in America For me like the Christmas dinner, I bet the meal is the only REAL good thing about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I had to kill an injured squirrel at the weekend. It's taken me until today to post about because I was so upset. Brave boy, have a badge... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Pigeon Detectives the morn. Buzzin'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Isn't it one of the tell tale signs of a serial killer if you pee in a bottle and store it about the house etc? When we were younger, me and my pal, used to pish in bottles and then take them and chuck them all behind a wall on the walk down to our paper round. One morning we got to the wall and all the bottles were missing. True story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 It's Thanksgiving day in America 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie guevara Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 How did you kill it? Stood on its body to hold it in place then lamped it with the flat side of a hatchet to break its wee neck. It convulsed a couple of times then croaked. I had to be sure that I hit it hard enough to kill it first time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie guevara Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 How did it taste? Ask the local urban fox. I left it where i found it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 It all sounds a bit Jeffrey Dahmeresque to me. Did this mercy killing occur after you'd been torturing it mercilessly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I think the main thing here is, if it was a grey it doesn't matter how he killed it. Fucking hate Greys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie guevara Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I think the main thing here is, if it was a grey it doesn't matter how he killed it. Fucking hate Greys. Of course it was a grey. It had been hit by a car and was rather pathetically trying to crawl way from me dragging its useless left hind quarters after it. I've watched enough Pet Rescue to know when St Tiggywinkles just won't be able to do anything for the little fella. No torture involved, just a slightly sweaty set of palms when I realised that, for the first time in my life, it was going to have to be me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 A couple of vegetarians on my facebook friends list are basically crying because so many turkeys are being eaten today. I'm crying because I'm not having turkey until Christmas dinner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Of course it was a grey. It had been hit by a car and was rather pathetically trying to crawl way from me dragging its useless left hind quarters after it. I've watched enough Pet Rescue to know when St Tiggywinkles just won't be able to do anything for the little fella. No torture involved, just a slightly sweaty set of palms when I realised that, for the first time in my life, it was going to have to be me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpxKIo2P2wM 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Bloody hell! You can stab people on Facebook? When did they release that update? Pokes weren't effective enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kebab Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Does anybdy else have a sudden and irrational urge to smack wayne Rooney in the mouth??? Don't know where this has come from!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Pigeon Detectives the morn. Buzzin'. I genuinely thought they had chucked it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Pigeon Detectives the morn. Buzzin'. Great band! Where u going to see them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iamajag Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Making a trip to see them at Fat SAMs on Saturday, when I bought the tickets never thought we would have a replay against Culter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iamajag Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Think they're playing in edinburgh tomorrow Lichtie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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