monkeyblair Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I am soooooo bored at work I have just sealed a blank envelope, addressed it to a made up name at my own address for 2 reasons:- 1. To see how long it takes to get there 2. To give me a reason to have a wander to reception to get them to post it for me. Happy days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I am soooooo bored at work I have just sealed a blank envelope, addressed it to a made up name at my own address for 2 reasons:- 1. To see how long it takes to get there 2. To give me a reason to have a wander to reception to get them to post it for me. Happy days. Why don't you just say to your boss it's got to be hand delivered, today? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I am soooooo bored at work I have just sealed a blank envelope, addressed it to a made up name at my own address for 2 reasons:- 1. To see how long it takes to get there 2. To give me a reason to have a wander to reception to get them to post it for me. Happy days. Likewise (on being bored, not on posting myself blank envelopes). I've been in since 8.30 and aside from a small pile of work that I actually brought in with me (I'm in my mate's office covering for him rather than my own) I have nothing at all to do. Also, the work I brought with me needs to last me another shift next week as well. I'm here until 6pm and may as well not be, we haven't had a single client and there's been only two phone calls (only one of which was a client and even then they were happy just to call back at a later date). I wouldn't mind so much if I was at my own place of work and could crack on with things, but as I'm at someone else's office and don't want to get involved in their ongoing projects it's turning into a very long day indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Why don't you just say to your boss it's got to be hand delivered, today? He would know just how much bollocks that would be!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I am soooooo bored at work I have just sealed a blank envelope, addressed it to a made up name at my own address for 2 reasons:- 1. To see how long it takes to get there 2. To give me a reason to have a wander to reception to get them to post it for me. Happy days. I found this amusing, and thus if I wasn't on my iPhone, I'd 'green dot' it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I found this amusing, and thus if I wasn't on my iPhone, I'd 'green dot' it. Just remember the post when you are next at a PC or laptop - it deserves it. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash of the Titus Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Swag -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 (edited) My blue bin is empty. The bad news is that it isn't bin day. The good news is that the wind has removed all trace of the contents. This happened with a neighbours bin in our street and about 80% of it's fucking contents ended up in my garden! I've just spent the last half hour chasing around empty fag packets, various food wrappers and two empty tins of Ambosia custard, whilst the lazy, fat f**k just stood and watched. Methinks a joby through his letterbox would be quits Edited December 28, 2011 by Unleash The Nade 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Trying to figure out going out to the pub tonight without being forced to watch the OF game, or deal without any of the armchair fans in the process. Since when did all pub become able to afford sky? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash of the Titus Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Since when did all pub become able to afford sky? I think its legal for pubs to show football matches which are broadcasted abroad. I've been in a couple of pubs which have shown matches from Sky Italia - meaning they don't have to pay for sky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 According to his Twitter Wayne Rooney seems to be a Celtic fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 According to his Twitter Wayne Rooney seems to be a Celtic fan I'm more surprised the illiterate c**t knows how to use Twitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 According to his Twitter Wayne Rooney seems to be a Celtic fan He's said that before in the past. I'd assume that it's something to do with him being a Toffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 He's said that before in the past. I'd assume that it's something to do with him being a Toffee. I'd assume it's more to do with him being a fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I'd assume it's more to do with him being a fanny. The two go hand in hand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 The two go hand in hand You're right there! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 A mod in their wisdom punted a thread of mine to E-chat where hardly any bugger will see it, fair do;s but it really is worth a look. Arcade Fire Google Earth street view type thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 old firm match is finished great chance to sort out my facebook friends 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 My wife just phoned to say that some smart fucker has posted an envelope addressed to Harold Shipman to our house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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