Long live the 69 Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 I cut my upper lip (yep) shaving there. Never done that before! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 I cut my upper lip (yep) shaving there. Never done that before! Shaved? And you're 27? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the 69 Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Shaved? And you're 27? Stalking me again, ya gypsy c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Stalking me again, ya gypsy c**t Team: Rangers There's only one c**t in this conversation (you) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbling Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 In the process of leaving public toilets this morning conversation was instigated by a middle aged man, saying - " Aye it's terrible that legionnaires disease, and you know it can spread, I wouldn't be surprised if it reaches Edinburgh" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Carr Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrQ2r_8Kl_4 THIS is the coolest music video in the history of mankind. Everybody in it is oozing with sophistication, especially the chap combing his hair after about 40 seconds. Simply fine fine art.On an equally nifty note, I recently purchased some roll-on Right Guard antiperspirant and currently smell absolutely delicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Running a pie and bovril euro 2012 fantasy football league on the sky website. Details are in this thread and in my sig! Feel free to sign up for PM me with any problems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Leitch Loyal Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 BT blocked my internet this morning over an unpaid (and disputed) bill. I reluctantly paid it - just so I can get to P&B - then found an e-mail telling me I'd been cut off! Think about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the 69 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Team: Rangers There's only one c**t in this conversation (you) Gamertag: PSN c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Trying to get onto the 2012/2013 kits thread in Misc. Football and this popped up. I think I'll leave it, then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Trying to get onto the 2012/2013 kits thread in Misc. Football and this popped up. I think I'll leave it, then. I think the message meant to say "a site very, very well-known to distribute shite" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 (edited) Skweezy has now turned his hand to acting, playing the character of an aspiring actor called Tim Savage. Edited June 9, 2012 by SodjesSixteenIncher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo Ponce Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 I knew this girl for a few years, my mate used togo out with her for a bit. Anyway time passed and we all stayed friends it so happens that I used to jog past her house of an night she saw me and got my number through my mate, anyway she contacted me saying she wanted to come jogging in an effort to get fit. We went out one night, an awful nights training not interested at all in the whole jogging thing but we became mates, and shortly after started fucking. this broke off after a week or two and that was that. Then about two months ago, some three years on she called me on a Tuesday night it being so random I answered then bla bla bla we ended up fucking, and here is my problem this last one of the best sexual experiences i've ever had it was amazing, actually that good, II've since learnt she was with someone at the time and is now enagaged to him. The thing is she isn't actually a slag in fact she has only been with the three of us, however I actually cant stop thinking about her, I never really gave her a second glance back then, now I cant thinking about anything but -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 I knew this girl for a few years, my mate used togo out with her for a bit. Anyway time passed and we all stayed friends it so happens that I used to jog past her house of an night she saw me and got my number through my mate, anyway she contacted me saying she wanted to come jogging in an effort to get fit. We went out one night, an awful nights training not interested at all in the whole jogging thing but we became mates, and shortly after started fucking. this broke off after a week or two and that was that. Then about two months ago, some three years on she called me on a Tuesday night it being so random I answered then bla bla bla we ended up fucking, and here is my problem this last one of the best sexual experiences i've ever had it was amazing, actually that good, II've since learnt she was with someone at the time and is now enagaged to him. The thing is she isn't actually a slag in fact she has only been with the three of us, however I actually cant stop thinking about her, I never really gave her a second glance back then, now I cant thinking about anything but Ah the always want what we can't have secenario, been there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 (edited) Pumped and dumped imo. Unfortunate. Edit: you could send your story to Dear Deirdre, she's normally good with this sort of thing Edited June 9, 2012 by the_bully_wee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Trying to get onto the 2012/2013 kits thread in Misc. Football and this popped up. I think I'll leave it, then. I got that with another thread in GN, can't remember what one it was though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 The thing is she isn't actually a slag Matter of opinion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Fucking someone when you are engaged = slag. Still go for it. Are you on over 100 people now btw? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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