Gall09 Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Welling up watching Friday Night Dinner when Jim sings Silent Night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 It looks very much like I'll be getting a ticket to sit in the home end of Parkhead next year (a very very very PTTGOYN) It is, however, for the Juventus game so I'll be seeing Marchisio, Pirlo, Buffon, Giovinco and co in the flesh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo Ponce Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Today is going to be shit, I've to go to my Gran and grandad's house for the Christmas meal. They don't like me and haven;t done for years. I'm now of an age to tell them to GTF, however that would upset my mum and dad so I have 5 hours of hell ahead of me. Wish me luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 My girlfriend and family are currently at Church, while I'm sitting watching SSN and eating donuts. Last year I went to midnight mass but had so much vodka I started choking myself with the smell when in the church and left after 10 minutes, I don't think God will love me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Today is going to be shit, I've to go to my Gran and grandad's house for the Christmas meal. They don't like me and haven;t done for years. I'm now of an age to tell them to GTF, however that would upset my mum and dad so I have 5 hours of hell ahead of me. Wish me luck. Make yerself sick when you get there. Throw up over the turkey. If they are old they will probably think they've shat themselves. Again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Today is going to be shit, I've to go to my Gran and grandad's house for the Christmas meal. They don't like me and haven;t done for years. I'm now of an age to tell them to GTF, however that would upset my mum and dad so I have 5 hours of hell ahead of me. Wish me luck. get pished and call the old dear a thundercunt over dinner.. haha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo Ponce Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Make yerself sick when you get there. Throw up over the turkey. If they are old they will probably think they've shat themselves. Again. get pished and call the old dear a thundercunt over dinner.. haha Thanks guys but I decided to be a bit more mature about things. I claimed I was ill and i'm now sitting in my dressing gown munching my way through a number of selection boxes. Best. Christmas. Ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Watching my sister deal with the hangover from hell is funny, i keep offering her more drink and blue cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Toy story is on, my childhood has came back to ms 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Great advice Christmas Day just drags in for me. Between the morning when you open presents until Christmas dinner, it's utterly boring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabianKnight Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Had to leave the in-law's due to a sudden onslaught of spew, currently sitting on my toilet whilst spewing into the bath. I haven't even had dinner yet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Scott Harrison is dancing about pished in the glencairn, probably be a fight soon, there normally is when he's on the lash 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 I got a knockback from a girl I really like the other day, and it has really upset me. Waaay more than I thought it would. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 My sister made me agree to play monopoly tomorrow. I also have to work in retail for four hours, can't be fucked with either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 My sister made me agree to play monopoly tomorrow. I also have to work in retail for four hours, can't be fucked with either. I got the Aberdeen version of Monopoly for my Xmas a couple of years ago. Still not out the wrapper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staggie_93 Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Been up all night, can't sleep and I still think I'm steaming, this is fucking awful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Deliveries done for today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staggie_93 Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Spewing everywhere:( 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 I was reading the wikipedia page for jaguars and it has the following information The jaguar has an exceptionally powerful bite, even relative to the other big cats. This allows it to pierce the shells of armoured reptiles and to employ an unusual killing method: it bites directly through the skull of prey between the ears to deliver a fatal bite to the brain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Just finished watching the 3D version of Titanic with Mrs Danger (one of her must have Christmas presents). I enjoyed it more than I thought I would. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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