Hedgecutter Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Going to forfar to watch Dundee to play. Pick up a few bridies along the way! Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app That last line ruins the start to a good poem IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 That last line ruins the start to a good poem IMO. I'm a poet and I don't even know it. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 No, a game a friend introduced to me after a few beers. It's just like regular golf except you don't use clubs, you just find some golf balls in the rough after everyone else has finished and throw the balls from tee to hole in as few shots as possible. Cheapy-cheapy-doss-doss. That sounds absolutely fucking terrible IMO. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Bradfords?? One of my fave places in glasgow Yep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 That sounds absolutely fucking terrible IMO. Something to do whilst walking the dog. Suspiciously fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Concerned about the car. It's taking ages to get up hills, I've had the pedal to the metal so to speak, but it won't seem to go past 40mph. Going downhill however, no problems, speeds up as normal. I'm taking it to the garage on Monday, but if anyone's got an idea of what the issue could be, let me know before Monday to save me collapsing when I hear what it could cost me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 (edited) I was staying in a bed and breakfast for a few days and had asked for more towels. 10 mins later the owner came to the room door, knocked twice rapid fire and then opened the door half a second later. I was lying on the bed, on my back, naked, arms and legs outstretched into a starfish position making 'snow angel' type movements. Edited July 13, 2013 by Fudge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 I was staying in a bed and breakfast for a few days and had asked for more towels. 10 mins later the owner came to the room door, knocked twice rapid fire and then opened the door half a second later. I was lying on the bed, on my back, naked, arms and legs outstretched into a starfish position making 'snow angel' type movements. Why the f**k were you doing that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Why the f**k were you doing that? I'd come in from a long walk and was boiling hot, so I took my clothes off and had a lie down. Genuinely no idea why I was making snow angel movements. Probably mental illness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 I'd come in from a long walk and was boiling hot, so I took my clothes off and had a lie down. Genuinely no idea why I was making snow angel movements. Probably mental illness. Were the sheets cool? I like finding cool spots in bed on a hot night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Just made a right exhibition of myself in a sushi place. Threw my bubble tea all over the place then managed to launch a chopstick across the conveyor belt thing. Went to compose myself in the bogs. Came out, fly open, todger pretty much waving about. Was very stressful. Also; am wearing shorts. Got train back. Drenched with sweat, lamina of it across every inch of my body. Horrific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 T in the park this year is shit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Hope it hasn't left you feeling raw? He had to maki a quick exit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 I don't even... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Concerned about the car. It's taking ages to get up hills, I've had the pedal to the metal so to speak, but it won't seem to go past 40mph. Going downhill however, no problems, speeds up as normal. I'm taking it to the garage on Monday, but if anyone's got an idea of what the issue could be, let me know before Monday to save me collapsing when I hear what it could cost me. Check your spark plug leads are all connected properly and undamaged. Might not be firing on all cylinders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Check your spark plug leads are all connected properly and undamaged. Might not be firing on all cylinders. He certainly isn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 I don't even... A UK version of that would be a good laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_ict Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 (edited) Recently, a boy in the area hung himself. One of his pals recently uploaded this photo: I know it's pretty terrible, but I absolutely pished myself laughing. What an absolute fucking roaster. Edited July 14, 2013 by dan_ict 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 A very foxy Asian girl just caught me smiling at her licking her ice cream & immediately blushed as she realised the sexual conitations of it......I really ought to grow up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 A very foxy Asian girl just caught me smiling at her licking her ice cream & immediately blushed as she realised the sexual conitations of it......I really ought to grow up! Why are you posting on here instead of discussing her technique with her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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