Gareth_Glasgow Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 After a win at ibrox a few years ago we were leaving at f.t at the govan/broomloan corner when an angry bear was roaring abuse at us..."green yin b*****ds" or something he was shouting. , anyway my mate thought itd be funny to blow him a few kisses etc. Cue angry bear throwing of all things his phone...which Mark caught After refusing his requests to throw it back a few calls were made back on the bus from said phone.... Cue angry bear being possibly thrown.out the house after a call was.made to 'home' explaining to.Mrs Bear that her hubby had been caught in St Enoch Sq toilets with a rent boy..... Still more believable than the 'Henrik Larsson cures depression' story tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 I hadn't actually seen the post that started the "Magee caught a phone" chat. Top work Mikey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Just booked in to get 4 new tires for free with Halfords as a result of a glitch on their website. Dont expect them to honour it but if they cancel the booking or tell me they arent going to honour it ive lost nothing. I have the confirmation email and it states that the price is "FREE" so we'll see what happens 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Just booked in to get 4 new tires for free with Halfords as a result of a glitch on their website. Dont expect them to honour it but if they cancel the booking or tell me they arent going to honour it ive lost nothing. I have the confirmation email and it states that the price is "FREE" so we'll see what happens I reserved a 79p water bottle for my bike at Halfords last week. Went to collect it and there was no bottle in stock. Fired off a letter of complaint for wasting my time and petrol and got a phone call telling me to go back in and take the water bottle of my choice for free. Picked a 1 litre £9.99 number for my trouble thanks very much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 With the news that you soon may have to 'opt in' to be able to access online porn, my future of porn watching will be decided by Ad Lib. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 With the news that you soon may have to 'opt in' to be able to access online porn, my future of porn watching will be decided by Ad Lib. Ad Lib? Or Ad Lib's parents? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Could this "opt in" policy drive regular porn underground? I'm sure a lot of people don't want to be on a "porn viewer" list, and they might have to find other ways to find it.. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted July 22, 2013 Author Share Posted July 22, 2013 With the news that you soon may have to 'opt in' to be able to access online porn, my future of porn watching will be decided by Ad Lib. In the unlikely event that these proposals actually gain traction, you can rest assured that, given my parents almost certainly won't opt-in in Aberdeen, that despite my principled objection to the government having a register of porn watchers, I will, under protest, put my name down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 In the unlikely event that these proposals actually gain traction, you can rest assured that, given my parents almost certainly won't opt-in in Aberdeen, that despite my principled objection to the government having a register of porn watchers, I will, under protest, put my name down. You're a top, top man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 You are allowed to watch online porn, Fudge, but only if Ad Lib features. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Could this "opt in" policy drive regular porn underground? I'm sure a lot of people don't want to be on a "porn viewer" list, and they might have to find other ways to find it.. Good, it means people will have to go out and hunt in bushes for porn mags rather than have such easy access. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 I reserved a 79p water bottle for my bike at Halfords last week. Went to collect it and there was no bottle in stock. Fired off a letter of complaint for wasting my time and petrol and got a phone call telling me to go back in and take the water bottle of my choice for free. Picked a 1 litre £9.99 number for my trouble thanks very much. As expected I just received an email telling me that my booking to fit the tyres was cancelled. "Genuine website error and we will not be honouring any bookings made". Ah well, shy weans no sweeties and all that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 The Subcrawl just got pwopa nawty. A man who was caught with a stun gun which looked like a mobile phone has been jailed for five years. Michael Cleer was found with the weapon at the Kensington Bar, in Paisley Road West, Glasgow, on 25 August last year. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-23407621 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 The Subcrawl just got pwopa nawty. A man who was caught with a stun gun which looked like a mobile phone has been jailed for five years. Michael Cleer was found with the weapon at the Kensington Bar, in Paisley Road West, Glasgow, on 25 August last year. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-23407621 He told police: "I knew it wasn't 100 per cent legal but I didn't think it was illegal." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 The Subcrawl just got pwopa nawty. A man who was caught with a stun gun which looked like a mobile phone has been jailed for five years. Michael Cleer was found with the weapon at the Kensington Bar, in Paisley Road West, Glasgow, on 25 August last year. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-23407621 That used to be my local. Or rather my loco. Didn't frequent it much (if that makes sense). But years later, this was the pub outside which I was scurrying past, when some Rangers supporting heffalump informed me that if she had been Neil Lennon's posthound, she'd have made sure he got that fucking parcel. Actually the best pub on the "strip", if you can believe that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Took a massive elbow supper straight on the nose at 5s tonight. Nose pished blood for a gid 15 minutes and now I'm in agony with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBairn1876 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Took a massive elbow supper straight on the nose at 5s tonight. Nose pished blood for a gid 15 minutes and now I'm in agony with it. I rather enjoy elbow suppers tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 I rather enjoy elbow suppers tbh. Don't you lie to me young Robert, don't you lie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 There is a woman in my doctors surgery informing her pal she has Union Jack bunting up and has a bottle of champagne to wet the baby's head. Who's baby? The royals of course for f**k sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 There is a woman in my doctors surgery informing her pal she has Union Jack bunting up and has a bottle of champagne to wet the baby's head. Who's baby? The royals of course for f**k sake. people on the dole can afford champagne? impressive 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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