Jump to content

Things you want to share with P&B


Ad Lib

Recommended Posts

I just found out that Google+ automatically syncs with your gmail, so for 6 months i've been sending job applications complete with a picture of me fag in mouth, whiskey in hand, swearing at the camera. Fucking great

That made me laugh ;-)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Reminds me of wiling away the hours on dial a disc back into the day. We had to make our own entertainment.

The Phoenix will confirm a standard civil service rubber fitted under the receiver of old style phones and was almost undetectable. Giving the impression of being on the hook.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I've now given up drinking for a whole week. Just one more to go.

I think I might have Stage 1 Alcoholism though. I rarely go out and get pissed, I just end up having a couple of beers most nights, getting edgy when there's nothing in.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Went into administration on wednesday, 16 paid off today, 11 of us left. To what extent we can function, god only knows. Can't even get the skip emptied coz were on stop with every company we deal with, can't even get the pick up back from its MOT coz its £800. A week on Wednesday to find a buyer. Men paying for the incompetence of those in charge, tragic

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just raided tesco's beer aisle, bought the usual tennents crate, followed with hoegaarden, staropramen, quilnes (Argentina) a Hungarian and a Spanish cerveza lager.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just raided tesco's beer aisle, bought the usual tennents crate, followed with hoegaarden, staropramen, quilnes (Argentina) a Hungarian and a Spanish cerveza lager.

^^^ Really not helping my cause!

Also, there's a Prince Edward? Honestly?! I'd genuinely never heard of this apparent nobody before a quiz this evening.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Went into administration on wednesday, 16 paid off today, 11 of us left. To what extent we can function, god only knows. Can't even get the skip emptied coz were on stop with every company we deal with, can't even get the pick up back from its MOT coz its £800. A week on Wednesday to find a buyer. Men paying for the incompetence of those in charge, tragic

What company was it?

Hate hearing it happening.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The bloke over the road from me who i joke to the missus about being a bit of a Josef Fritzel has a fucking golly doll propped in his front window today. Must be a new addition, never noticed it before. It's got to be a statement of some sort.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I just got IDed at the bookies (I'm 29). Please tell me that they operate Challenge 25 like buying alcohol and they don't think I'm 17 at the oldest?!

Bet that would have been a winning accumulator now.

I think it's 'Think 21' in the bookies.

I got ID'd today in Coral too, by the same bint who IDs me every single week. I think she's determined to catch me out.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

When I got home last night, I took a big Stella glass and put hot chocolate powder in it. My mum told me the glass would smash with boiling water in it, to which I replied "aha!" and poured cold water from the kettle into it, stirred it and walked off with a massive grin.

It was absolutely disgusting.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...