KeeperDee Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Offer to pump her yourself, see what she says I think after my ham sandwich effort, it will be be greeted with the same disdain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Sitting minding my own business, listening to music and playing football manager; my girlfriend turns to me and says "You're a pain in the arse, go make me some food.". I was bewildered, and taken aback by this sudden outburst of masculinity from usually a rather tame female. What should I do? You're fucking useless at sodomy, become a chef instead, says a lot about your technique. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Biffy Clyro putting on a fairly entertaining set at Reading and Leeds. I suppose its Reading or Leeds but I don't have a clue where it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Biffy Clyro putting on a fairly entertaining set at Reading and Leeds. I suppose its Reading or Leeds but I don't have a clue where it is. Reading. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 The Sixth Sense is a beautiful film. I'm in tears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 The other half's away for the weekend and I'm still in bed just because I can be. Not done this in ages! She gave me a list of things to do though dammit. Might have to get up soon. :-( Got to love that, you get a list of things to do and she will bring up the weekend as your own time should you mention the pub any night this week 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Had a few phonecalls to make last week to the bank and stuff like that but never bothered because I could never be arsed sitting on hold for ages. Woke up this morning and decided I better do it because if I don't do it soon I'll just forget all about it. Apparently its a bank holiday. Didn't have a clue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 NO.8 is currently having a breakdown on Fridays match thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 No.8 is a racist scumbag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Respect to these Mongolian lads at the tattoo. Putting on a great show despite their disabilities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 This is probably my favourite song at the moment. Heard it ages ago and it just popped back into my head 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Anyone else notice when you're on a bus and drive past a group of neds, they all turn around and stare at it, scanning every single passenger? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forzamorton Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 A new banner in the Zwolle Stadion. For those interested, PEC Zwolle have played four games so far this season, and have won all four rather comfortably. Currently sit top of the Eredivisie. Easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 (edited) A new banner in the Zwolle Stadion. For those interested, PEC Zwolle have played four games so far this season, and have won all four rather comfortably. Currently sit top of the Eredivisie. Easy. We have a strip in honour of us in the Turkish Leagues. So beat that! Also.. Edited August 26, 2013 by RandomGuy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 This is probably my favourite song at the moment. Heard it ages ago and it just popped back into my head This is you favourite song at the moment. This can't even be classed as a song. It's an absolute mash up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 This is you favourite song at the moment. This can't even be classed as a song. It's an absolute mash up. Music is music... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Mate of mine persuaded me it would be a good idea to go on one the Alliance Francaise's intensive 3 day courses next week. So, tomorrow I'm off up to Park Circus to be tested as to what grade they will put me in!! Sometimes it's best to say no!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 For those interested, PEC Zwolle have played four games so far this season, and have won all four rather comfortably. Currently sit top of the Eredivisie. Easy. It doesn't sound like they have much in common with Morton then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Something on tv about some new moich drug from Eastern Europe called "crocodile". After Brass Eye I am simply unable to take any programme like that seriously. "One young girl puked up her own pelvis bone. How'd you think her mother felt? It's a fucking disgrace." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 We have a strip in honour of us in the Turkish Leagues. So beat that! Also.. It's fitting because their ground looks three-quarters empty as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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