KeeperDee Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 It's my 19th birthday in 52 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Enjoy it mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 I was out with 2 female friends earlier and somehow the conversation had moved onto ejaculation. Neither of them knew that males can only start cumming when they reach puberty. I'm going to put my hands up and admit I never knew that either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Haha I was being cruel when I put that question up. We actually went Czech Republic, Austria, Hungary, Croatia, Bosnia (for all of half an hour) and Italy. Still a good time was had. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Steven Pressley on The Football League Show looking like a walnut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meathead Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 This game is fun: http://en.akinator.com/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 36 questions to get to Thomas Covenant! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Got jumped last night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Guess which chunt has to work on their birthday? >_> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 I want the ground to open up and swallow me whole and just kill me while I'm down there. I am a c**t. But you all knew that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Just woke up in unknown house in Perth with a hangover. Bad times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Just woke up in unknown house in Perth with a hangover. Bad times. The amount of times I've woke up in some c***s flat after a night out is ridiculous. Especially the Hub flats in Dundee. It's a fucking task to find your way out of there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 The amount of times I've woke up in some c***s flat after a night out is ridiculous. Especially the Hub flats in Dundee. It's a fucking task to find your way out of there. I getting too old for this shit! Keelhauling beckons for you sir. Let's hope you didn't stick your bowsprit in a leviathan. Could handle a good keelhauling from a stunning leggy Dominatrix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 I want the ground to open up and swallow me whole and just kill me while I'm down there. I am a c**t. But you all knew that. I take it your reunion didn't go well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Woke up this morning feeling fresh and had a nice cup of tea and a bacon roll. That was about 9. Its now past 12 and I haven't moved from the couch and the hangover is slowly creeping up on me and I don't know what to do. I feel so fragile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Some arsehole sitting on my reserve seat on the train back from Newcastle today. Told him to move, his response "but I need this seat to charge my laptop" Tough shite, I reserved it for a reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 I like watching highlights from Elgin and Peterhead home matches so I can laugh at the ridiculous accents from the people in the crowd that shout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 I want the ground to open up and swallow me whole and just kill me while I'm down there. I am a c**t. But you all knew that. I take it your reunion didn't go well. He probably fired into a lassie when she was away, and she's found out. Don't worry matty, there's always a way to swing them back around, trust a fellow c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Patriot~ Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Got jumped last night Brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 I have been going out with my mrs for 4 years 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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