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Got beaten by a 14 year old girl at squash last night. Great match, she played incredibly well, I nearly clawed back from inevitable defeat. Really enjoyed it. I was still sweating about 3 hours later.

:lol:

No shame in that I guess. I couldn't play squash for the life of me. Does she play at a decent standard?

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I helped my boss work on his 40 year old Mark 1 Ford Escort RS2000 today. Every bolt, hose and nut came off with the minimal amount of effort and there was no need to force anything. There's also far more space to work. It's been an absolute joy to work with

While earlier in the day I'd been taking off an Inlet Manifold in a 4 year old VW Scirocco that someone had fitted wrong and it had cracked. Which consisted of me spending well over an hour taking off hundreds of tightly crammed pipes, bolts that you couldn't get into and when you did they were tight as f**k, and numerous pipes that needed persuaded off with vice grips. Which was a c**t

I wish I'd done this job 40 years ago, I really do

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I helped my boss work on his 40 year old Mark 1 Ford Escort RS2000 today. Every bolt, hose and nut came off with the minimal amount of effort and there was no need to force anything. There's also far more space to work. It's been an absolute joy to work with

While earlier in the day I'd been taking off an Inlet Manifold in a 4 year old VW Scirocco that someone had fitted wrong and it had cracked. Which consisted of me spending well over an hour taking off hundreds of tightly crammed pipes, bolts that you couldn't get into and when you did they were tight as f**k, and numerous pipes that needed persuaded off with vice grips. Which was a c**t

I wish I'd done this job 40 years ago, I really do

German bassa's.

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There's a guy on this Misc Football forum who thinks that literally - no, really - scooping his own shite out of his arse and throwing it at someone else is 'top banter'. And thinks that anyone who finds this pretty abhorrent is pretentious and humourless.

As an aside, I'll give anyone who can guess his 'big team' a bonus point.

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There's a guy on this Misc Football forum who thinks that literally - no, really - scooping his own shite out of his arse and throwing it at someone else is 'top banter'. And thinks that anyone who finds this pretty abhorrent is pretentious and humourless.

As an aside, I'll give anyone who can guess his 'big team' a bonus point.

Reminds me of that thread in the junior forum where fans where throwing buckets of shite at each other. I mean wtf? :blink::lol:

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Aston Villa were the last team to play an English premiership match with a side consisting of only English players.

 

 

 

It was 14 years ago!

When you say English players, I presume you mean English born players? If so then no they weren't. Norwich did it a couple of seasons ago.

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When you say English players, I presume you mean English born players? If so then no they weren't. Norwich did it a couple of seasons ago.

Thought it seemed like an awful long time ago. It was a reporter on BT sports news that had stated the Villa information.

Teach me to take a journalists word as the truth. :lol:

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Thought it seemed like an awful long time ago. It was a reporter on BT sports news that had stated the Villa information.

Teach me to take a journalists word as the truth.  :lol:

I only know it cos I saw this article on Twitter this season.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2127956/Made-England-How-home-talent-got-Norwich-singing.html

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Wonder if it was the Russell Martin link that confused them?

The Ibrahimavic article on that link makes good reading.

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