~~~ Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Still 2 hours away from London. The bus broke down and the 11 hour journey has increased to 15. Had a chance to take a shite yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Definitely deserves a toley left on the back seat now. Had a chance to take a shite yet? Yup, I did it on the driver's seat before sticking my finger in it and smearing the words 'I WANT A FULL REFUND' on his windshield. I had enough left for a few exclamation marks as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Yup, I did it on the driver's seat before sticking my finger in it and smearing the words 'I WANT A FULL REFUND' on his windshield. I had enough left for a few exclamation marks as well. Lol, top man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Yup, I did it on the driver's seat before sticking my finger in it and smearing the words 'I WANT A FULL REFUND' on his windshield. I had enough left for a few exclamation marks as well. You need to be careful about how many exclamation marks you use. Terry Pratchett has a pretty good theory that directly links how many a person uses to their mental state. Don't know what his thoughts are on shitey windscreens, mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 f**k off buying Christmas presents for the offspring. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x162apk_103-year-old-man-marries-99-year-old-bride_fun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I will shortly partaking in the delightful experience known as Dundee Airport. Dundee has an airport?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 You need to be careful about how many exclamation marks you use. Terry Pratchett has a pretty good theory that directly links how many a person uses to their mental state. Don't know what his thoughts are on shitey windscreens, mind. Hmm I tend to use exclamations marks a lot. But I always knew I was mental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 9/10 One mark deducted for use of the word windshield. It's a fucking windscreen. A shitey one, but still a windscreen. Maybe he's American. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I will shortly partaking in the delightful experience known as Dundee Airport. Flying OUT one hopes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Dundee has an airport?! There was a thread this or last year trying to get it voted into the Top 10 'Favourite Airport Approaches'. Somebody voted in with: "Dundee, because you can dundeebarry's hoose!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 There was a thread this or last year trying to get it voted into the Top 10 'Favourite Airport Approaches'. Somebody voted in with: "Dundee, because you can dundeebarry's hoose!" That might need an update, I understand he's serving a Glasbo just now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 It's amazing the bullshit people will say when they're on camera and want to seem cool. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4lkx8Ewcj4 The girl that comes on at 2.46 in the 2nd video is fantastic. The guy is chatting away about the hip hop act, "Walter White featuring Meth", and her face is screaming out, "did ye, aye?". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 http://youtu.be/m3WNAHju-wM Bouncer bodyslams guy. ouch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 http://youtu.be/m3WNAHju-wM Bouncer bodyslams guy. ouch What a fool, even the nice knee to the face didn't set alarm bells ringing. But some finish, either KO or sorest neck ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 http://youtu.be/m3WNAHju-wM Bouncer bodyslams guy. ouch It would have been better if they'd both stumbled into the road and been vaporised by an HGV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 The beauty of its proximity to town is that it only takes ten minutes to find out that you want to go back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Article in the Evening Times today about an American film producer who was in Thailand making a film about karate. He was beaten up and threatened by two brothers who wanted money. Both brothers were called mhak! Coincidence? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Article in the Evening Times today about an American film producer who was in Thailand making a film about karate. He was beaten up and threatened by two brothers who wanted money. Both brothers were called mhak! Coincidence? wondered how wee mhak was getting on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Visitor been around my work the last couple of days. Managed to get gloves off for a pic today but the bugger had gone up by that time. Impressive beast though. Still think the skua is a better predator ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Visitor been around my work the last couple of days. Managed to get gloves off for a pic today but the bugger had gone up by that time. Do you work for the Borders Agency? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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