th1stleandr0se Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 "Jesus Christ is my nigga." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 My garden was full of sheep this morning ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1384251488.877526.jpg ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1384251509.297035.jpg Follow follow! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Nandos hot sauce has ruined me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/early-doors/scotland-football-kit-anti-english-123854547.html Apparently the new Scotland shirt is 'anti English' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/early-doors/scotland-football-kit-anti-english-123854547.html Apparently the new Scotland shirt is 'anti English' Thats a fucking cool looking shirt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 (edited) http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/early-doors/scotland-football-kit-anti-english-123854547.html Apparently the new Scotland shirt is 'anti English' I don't even need to click on that to know it's about the spider which inspired Bannockburn, all in the year of the referendum, right? Eta: the woman in Crocodile Dundee looks incredibly like Kirsty Young. Edited November 13, 2013 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 I don't even need to click on that to know it's about the spider which inspired Bannockburn, all in the year of the referendum, right? Eta: the woman in Crocodile Dundee looks incredibly like Kirsty Young. Is there any evidence that the cave/spider thing ever happened? I always assumed that this was another invention by Walter Scott. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 700 years an' all that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 (edited) Is there any evidence that the cave/spider thing ever happened? I always assumed that this was another invention by Walter Scott. Absolutely nothing of the spider. The 'cave' yes. Although it's commonly thought to be the Kings Caves on Arran (guess why they're called that), he was supposedly hidden in a man made secret vault beneath the house of a family friend (William Irving) near Kirkpatrick Fleming which he built to hide valuables in (living so close to the English border). This place actually exists btw, I've been in it which is just a circular room carved into the wall of a secluded river gorge and you can see where the bolts of a (now gone) camouflage stone door would have been. Being from that part of Dumfriesshire anyway, Bruce is supposed to have stayed in there all winter where Irving provided him with supplies. Absolutely f*** all else to do but look at what's happening through he air holes where a spider could have built a web. Good story from Sir Walter Scott probably, but the rest about hiding out there is incredibly likely rather than hiding away in a shitey sea cave on the cold, wet and windswept west coast of Arran where he would have been trapped on an island with no mates. Edited November 14, 2013 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 ^^^ Neil Oliver alias IMO. Do you have stupid long hair and like to peek round the corners of old stone buildings? Just the latter. He's from Dumfries and all btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 (edited) The poster Dryhorce in the "Tartan Army Ramblings" sub-forum is an absolute moron...but, if you read his posts in the voice of Tommy Wiseau (Star, Director, Writer, Producer, Executive Producer and Financier of the best/worst film ever made - The Room) then they suddenly become brilliant. For example - http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/207454-phil-barsley/page-1#entry7884743 Read it as you would any other post - complete and utter nonsense. Read it as Johnny the banker - comedy gold Edited November 14, 2013 by J_Stewart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 He's from Dumfries and all btw. That town is just the worst now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 That town is just the worst now. Not sure if serious. Plus, I'm going there on Saturday too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqWig2WARb0 Anyone else shed a wee tear watching this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 The look on that bear's face when he sees the Christmas tree is creepy as hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 What was I supposed to be crying at? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 What was I supposed to be crying at? I don't know, but i hope some decided to cook they rabbits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 (edited) I've been told that I a good idea I have is 'unsavoury' and not really something that would work or sell very well. I'd like some input. Basically it's for fucking someone with no arms and legs in public. You dress them in baby clothes and fire them into a pram. You cut a hole out of the pram where the boaby goes in, and you can push them about town whilst fucking them. Obviously there would have to be a sort of 'porch' between you and the pram that attaches to your trousers otherwise it could be slightly embarassing if you were on a hill and slipped out and the pram flew away. Edited November 14, 2013 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I've been told that I a good idea I have is 'unsavoury' and not really something that would work or sell very well. I'd like some input. Basically it's for fucking someone with no arms and legs in public. You dress them in baby clothes and fire them into a pram. You cut a hole out of the pram where the boaby goes in, and you can push them about town whilst fucking them. Obviously there would have to be a sort of 'porch' between you and the pram that attaches to your trousers otherwise it could be slightly embarassing if you were on a hill and slipped out and the pram flew away. Sounds like a bit of armless fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I've been told that I a good idea I have is 'unsavoury' and not really something that would work or sell very well. I'd like some input. Basically it's for fucking someone with no arms and legs in public. You dress them in baby clothes and fire them into a pram. You cut a hole out of the pram where the boaby goes in, and you can push them about town whilst fucking them. Obviously there would have to be a sort of 'porch' between you and the pram that attaches to your trousers otherwise it could be slightly embarassing if you were on a hill and slipped out and the pram flew away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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