philpy Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Pretty sure I made a knob of myself at my Christmas party. Oh well. Mmmhmmm. Dose of the fear is it?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Say goodbye to everyone, goodbye to everyone. Take my true love by her hand, lead her through the town. Say goodbye to everyone, goodbye to everyone. Worst resignation speech ever. It's a song by the Limeliters. Oh... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Well, Mike and Shiela left at 4am.And Shiela was very happy. Sheila's not going to be, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Pretty sure I made a knob of myself at my Christmas party. Oh well. There is literally nothing worse than a dosr of the fear after a work night out. Chances are you've done nothing, yet you'll still feel like shit until Christmas Eve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 During a conversation earlier today, someone used the sentence: "It's not a viable chicken". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 And, while I was driving the other day, I was playing a CD, but switched to the radio, because I wanted to hear the news. The word the singer was about to sing was 'legacy' - not a word used in many songs, I expect. As I switched to the radio news, the first word uttered by the newscaster was... 'legacy' - bang on the beat. I just thought that was weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 During a conversation earlier today, someone used the sentence: "It's not a viable chicken". Too big for their oven? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 (edited) Too big for their oven? She was slavering some pish about eggs! It just struck me what a weird phrase it was, and that I'll likely never hear it said ever again. Edited December 22, 2013 by paranoid android 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 She was slavering some pish about eggs! It just struck me what a weird phrase it was, and that I'll likely never hear it said ever again. Was she foreign? Sounds like something a foreigner (with a good grasp of the language) would say! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Was she foreign? Sounds like something a foreigner (with a good grasp of the language) would say! She's from Gorebridge, so aye! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 I'm 30 today which means I'm officially old. Not as old as The Phoenix or the Sarge, but still old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 I'm 30 today which means I'm officially old. Not as old as The Phoenix or the Sarge, but still old. 30?! Fuckin weans! Happy birthday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 During a conversation earlier today, someone used the sentence: "It's not a viable chicken". Unless you work in the poultry industry I have to ask wtf?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 I'm 30 today which means I'm officially old. Not as old as The Phoenix or the Sarge, but still old. I'm sure if you pm them they will give you tips on how to handle it. What to drink, what to wear, what shops to go to etc. I can't help, I'm still trying to come to terms with it after all these years! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Turning 30 was a piece of piss, turning 40 however really hurts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 I'm 30 today which means I'm officially old. Not as old as The Phoenix or the Sarge, but still old. Happy birthday! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Going into the City Centre to do my Christmas shopping today, really can't be arsed despite it being a 10min walk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 I'm sure if you pm them they will give you tips on how to handle it. What to drink, what to wear, what shops to go to etc. I can't help, I'm still trying to come to terms with it after all these years! He can make his own mistakes. I've stumbled from one catastrophe to the next all my life. Why should he be any different? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 He can make his own mistakes. I've stumbled from one catastrophe to the next all my life. Why should he be any different? Cheers, Sarge. Merry Christmas to you as well... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 I'm 30 today which means I'm officially old. Not as old as The Phoenix or the Sarge, but still old.30 is a bitch, it's when real men have their midlife crisis. It's all down here from 30; hair loss, bad back, sleeping problems, other problems that I won't mention, flatulence, a deepening sense of despair.....Anyhow, you have a good day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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