Tryfield Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Don't know if it's been posted before, but this made me laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Wife starts a new job tomorrow. Pleased. Just me and the kids for the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Some of you may have heard of my 'boring flatmate', a Tory public school boy who hasn't quite acclimatized to social etiquette since coming to Uni. We were all sitting in the kitchen there with my other flatmate and his pal from home who is staying for a few nights. The lad (not boring flatmate) suffers from anxiety and takes medication for it. It was very much a 'don't mention the war' scenario we found ourselves in, except for boring flatmate of course, who piped up "Alex, why do you always look on edge?" Scenes. Bantalicious stuff from #teamjordo. How can someone living with the walking sedative that is Jordo have anxiety? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 I really, really enjoy how angry some people get when it's pointed out that pensioners are on benefits with the state pension. They are on welfare, it's part of the welfare state. Morons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drooper Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Whilst taking a shite in the windowless office lavvies at lunchtime today, the single lightbulb chucked it. Result - total blackness.... Fleeting panic set in, and then some form of other wordly force touched my psyche, and I reached into my pocket for my mobile smartphone and utilised the 'torch' function to ensure that I wasn't using my shirt-tail to wipe my arse with. No applause required - I am sure that any right thinking person would have done the same thing in similar circumstances. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drooper Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Sexual assault case in the offing I think. You might be onto something there, not least in view of it happening during work time! The payout would enable me to patent and develop my new smartphone periscope torch idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 (edited) There's something of a "bus war" going on at my bit. Another company have stick a bus on the same route as the one already there and have put it on the same times, so the other mob have put their timetable back ten minutes so they'll get there first to pick up passengers before the new mob sneak in. So now there's about three buses in a ten minute spell, then nothing for another hour. Edited April 17, 2014 by Chris_DK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Sadly this is the only version of this I could find on Youtube but this is hillarrious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Just went outside and watched the Intenational Space Station fly by. Most exciting thing that's happened today for me... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 (edited) Picture of aforementioned International Space Station. Taken with an iPhone. You can just make it out in the centre of the picture (not the big huge white ball in the bottom left). Edited April 17, 2014 by Martin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 This then leads on to - what the fucks the big white ball then? Hoth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1397771751.594440.jpg Picture of aforementioned International Space Station. Taken with an iPhone. You can just make it out in the centre of the picture (not the big huge white ball in the bottom left). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Hoth You've no idea how much that just made me laugh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBairn1876 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Anyone ever watched the film "teeth" btw? Read the description and I really want to watch it. Sounds comically bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/apr/17/gabriel-garcia-marquez-dies One of the greatest writers of all time imo. 100 Years of Solitude is an amazing novel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Anyone ever watched the film "teeth" btw? Read the description and I really want to watch it. Sounds comically bad. Saw it in the cinema. Mildly amusing whilst also quite shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 ^^^^ still alive 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Been suffering from toothache since yesterday,phoned up dentist and got an appointment an hour ago, ended up getting one of my teeth extracted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Been suffering from toothache since yesterday,phoned up dentist and got an appointment an hour ago, ended up getting one of my teeth extracted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Bristol-man-seeking-help-pet-tortoise-Cedric/story-20979816-detail/story.html #prayforcedric 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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