Swarley Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Incidentally, one of the few declarations you have to make when entering the US is that you haven't contributed to genocide, specifically the Holocaust. I always assumed that a tick in that box would be an automatic turn-around, but perhaps not.Yes always thought that was a strange question. "Just tick yes Adolf...." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Oh Lordy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xLbcIianBg&feature=player_embedded Mike Read is responsible for this, another c**t that should be struck off the TOTP repeats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 When I worked in Safeway we used to get all sorts of spiders and frogs shipped in with the fruit. We were on first name terms with the rentokil poisonous beasty team that had to come out and dispose of them. They were usually a lot flatter than they started by the time they got to the store mind you. Edit: the beasties, not the rentokil guys. We weren't hitting them with shovels or putting them in the cardboard baler or anything...... Yeah, the produce guys were always getting weird ass frogs when I worked there, spiders were often dead mind you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Incidentally, one of the few declarations you have to make when entering the US is that you haven't contributed to genocide, specifically the Holocaust. I always assumed that a tick in that box would be an automatic turn-around, but perhaps not. Aye, but they don't check it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Aye, but they don't check it. D'oh! Damn those Nazis; always one step ahead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Oh Lordy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xLbcIianBg&feature=player_embedded Just hurry up and get these c***s in government so we can all get what we deserve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1413893913.500654.jpg Sounds like something from The Tartan Special One by Barry Phillips , available in all good bookshops... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 video It's grey, modern looking and falling apart. Can only mean Stewart Milne. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 It's grey, modern looking and falling apart. Can only mean Stewart Milne. Sounds like a foreign language too...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I take it that is shakhtar stadium being shelled? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Where did the orange midget and the second security guy appear from? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I don't want to come across like the e! network but have you seen the nick of Rene Zellweger? She looks like a different person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I don't want to come across like the e! network but have you seen the nick of Rene Zellweger? She looks like a different person. That is a different person....surely?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I don't want to come across like the e! network but have you seen the nick of Rene Zellweger? She looks like a different person. Combination of aging, weight loss and plastic surgery on the eyes, methinks. Better with a little more weight IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Apparently the same person. The thing is, i can't find out whether she's had work done or had a double shift down the pits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Apparently the same person. The thing is, i can't find out whether she's had work done or had a double shift down the pits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 She doesn't look in good health, actually. Is "double shift down the pits" a euphemism? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoBroccoli Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Apparently the same person. The thing is, i can't find out whether she's had work done or had a double shift down the pits. Bridget Jones's Diarrhea 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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