throbber Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmH2J9-50Gc waddle waddle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Strangely addictive. Waddle waddle.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Sounds like you're having a stroke tbh, hard lines. That's Throbber surely?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 There seems to have been a fairly strong smell of char sui egg foo yung over Dundee this morning. Just went out again and its still there. Maybe its just me (and by that I dont mean I stink of egg foo yung). It's definitely just you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 (edited) Applied for a new job this morning. Praying it get it. I had an interview this morning and left with the same feeling I went in with: "why did they even bother inviting me when it's a super senior role?!". Reminded me of Spud with the panel in Trainspotting* but with the chair a tad closer. Already got a verbal offer for another job to be signed next week mind. Playing it safe and takes the pressure off a bit. *failed to shoe-horn in "ma pleasure in other people's leisure" or "if things get a bit dodgy I just cannae be bothered". I squandered a great opportunity for the latter actually. Edited October 31, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 The past few days I've been travelling up and down and indeed working in the Greenock. Beautiful views of the Clyde Riviera ©, my arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 (edited) I assume you still whacked the speed though? Coke actually. Of the carbonated type. Seriously, thank fcuk I was doing the weird thing of wearing a raincoat over my interview suit as the fountain thing in the bar beforehand sprayed all over the place (including me) when the barmaid tried to use it for the first time today. "apologies for turning up soaked in soda water" otherwise. Edited October 31, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 The past few days I've been travelling up and down and indeed working in the Greenock. Beautiful views of the Clyde Riviera ©, my arse. ^^^ scrounging in Gibshill 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 The past few days I've been travelling up and down and indeed working in the Greenock. I spent a week in Greenock one Sunday. Coup of a place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 ^^^ scrounging in Gibshill Port Glasgow actually. Fwiw I don't even know anything about Greenock, except it makes Paisley look like Abu Dhabi. On the down side I need to go back next week. After a trip through to Oban. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Dundee Deaf Robber Commits Hamesucken. http://news.stv.tv/tayside/297737-paul-coombs-robbed-laura-fairweather-at-hilltown-court-in-dundee/ http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Hamesucken I originally thought this was about fellatio, I'm glad it wasn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I have taken on ICTChris's mantle of being a bad man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 The missus is up the duff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 The missus is up the duff. Commiserations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I'm just in after deciding to walk home gassed as it was quite a nice evening. Half-way home it was pishing it down and I was thoroughly regretting not getting a cab. Just before my damp trudge ended a taxi drove past me, stopped turned round drove past me again, stopped then reversed back until he was level with me, no more than 20 paces from my door. He puts the window down and as I'm standing there soaked to the skin he shouts "Well, did you fucking order a taxi or not?" Well obviously not, c**t. Well in Jimmy, good stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I hope you track him down. I hope he doesn't ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I bought a lovely 8 year old Scotch the other day, needless to say his parents weren't impressed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I hate halloween, always have always will 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I have taken on ICTChris's mantle of being a bad man. The missus is up the duff. I hope you track him down. It's all falling in to place... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 The missus is up the duff. Congratulations pal thats great news xxxxx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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