DA Baracus Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Eh? I wasnt in the showers with these lot. I was however filming them from a cubicle. We knew. We knew.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 For the first time in my life I am fat. It's crept up on me. Since I've had my car I've been driving to uni instead of walking back and forth from the train station, I've spent the last month revising in my house not going anywhere and eating tons of food. I've always thought I was invincible to getting fat but all of a sudden I've got a wee pot belly. It's not even the drink that's to blame, I've barely been going out because I've been so busy. It's just pure accumulated winter fat and its not even been Christmas Day yet. Its a fucking disgrace. It ends today. Going for a run today and sit ups every morning for the foreseeable future. Get that belly telt, Jama. Often wondered how people end up fat, surely they arrive at the point you have now and think woah, f**k this. I had a wee belly and a chubby puss in my early twenties but soon took corrective action when it became pretty noticeable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Overheard a lassie begging the manager of a local club to allow her son back in to the premises. Apparently he should have just been giving a warning for dealing drugs in the lavvies. So much WTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Often wondered how people end up fat Food is tasty, and we don't give a f**k. Case closed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Why is there a bit of graffiti on Cowane Street in Stirling that reads, "VOTE YES, GABRIEL BYRNE!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Because Byrne is a notorious no-voting shitebag? Genuinely don't know if you're kidding. Does he live in Scotland? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Dee Man, Mozza, shotgun, topcat - does this sound suspicious to you? Well, the cumulative figure of the letters in DA Baracus is 70. 7+0=7 1970-7=1963...the year JFK was assassinated!! I reckon some of the posters on here are not who they appear to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 (edited) I made a joke about guys getting bummed in prison showers (and said something about guys finding a partner in jail) whilst looking him right in the eyes (I was trying to make eye contact with the other folk there and had been ensuring I did so with them all). It came across as a bit suggestive.That's alright, a customer told me they wanted to name their partner on the policy and I went "what's her name" Nearly hung up when the guy said "he, his name is ....." That'll probably get me in trouble somewhere along the line.... Edited December 19, 2014 by mizfit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 For the first time in my life I am fat. It's crept up on me. Since I've had my car I've been driving to uni instead of walking back and forth from the train station, I've spent the last month revising in my house not going anywhere and eating tons of food. I've always thought I was invincible to getting fat but all of a sudden I've got a wee pot belly. It's not even the drink that's to blame, I've barely been going out because I've been so busy. It's just pure accumulated winter fat and its not even been Christmas Day yet. Its a fucking disgrace. It ends today. Going for a run today and sit ups every morning for the foreseeable future. It's not just what you eat though it's the portion size of food you need to control.....that's key. You'll manage mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Dee Man, Mozza, shotgun, topcat - does this sound suspicious to you? Eh? I wasnt in the showers with these lot. I was however filming them from a cubicle. My copy still hasn't arrived by the way. If it isn't here by Christmas, I'm cancelling my monthly subscription. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 It's not even the drink that's to blame, Never going to be until you stop sharing pints with folk tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 My copy still hasn't arrived by the way. If it isn't here by Christmas, I'm cancelling my monthly subscription. You haven't missed much. The lens is all steamed up and the camera's shaking suspiciously rhythmically. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 That's alright, a customer told me they wanted to name their partner on the policy and I went "what's her name" Nearly hung up when the guy said "he, his name is ....." Reported for homophobia. (not really) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 For the first time in my life I am fat. Get it round you. Though that might take longer than it used to, you fat c*nt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 It's not just what you eat though it's the portion size of food you need to control.....that's key. You'll manage mate. I'm a big eater but I also eat when I'm bored. Not anymore. Today's run showed me how unfit I am. Shocking really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 I'm a big eater but I also eat when I'm bored. Not anymore. Today's run showed me how unfit I am. Shocking really. The older you get the harder it gets I'm afraid......you have to be disciplined and control what and how much you eat as well as regular exercise. Try swapping your main meal to luchtime instead of dinnertime......no carbs after 6pm and all that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 For the first time in my life I am fat. It's crept up on me. Since I've had my car I've been driving to uni instead of walking back and forth from the train station, I've spent the last month revising in my house not going anywhere and eating tons of food. I've always thought I was invincible to getting fat but all of a sudden I've got a wee pot belly. It's not even the drink that's to blame, I've barely been going out because I've been so busy. It's just pure accumulated winter fat and its not even been Christmas Day yet. Its a fucking disgrace. It ends today. Going for a run today and sit ups every morning for the foreseeable future. Doing sit ups every morning will achieve precisely f*ck all. You can't target specific areas to lose fat, that's just not possible. Sort your diet out, do some cardio (run, cycle, whatever), do some weightlifting. Sorted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Doing sit ups every morning will achieve precisely f*ck all. You can't target specific areas to lose fat, that's just not possible. Sort your diet out, do some cardio (run, cycle, whatever), do some weightlifting. Sorted. Or just get a proper job where you're not sitting on your arse all day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Or just get a proper job where you're not sitting on your arse all day. Why not both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 For the first time in my life I am fat. It's crept up on me. Since I've had my car I've been driving to uni instead of walking back and forth from the train station, I've spent the last month revising in my house not going anywhere and eating tons of food. I've always thought I was invincible to getting fat but all of a sudden I've got a wee pot belly. It's not even the drink that's to blame, I've barely been going out because I've been so busy. It's just pure accumulated winter fat and its not even been Christmas Day yet. Its a fucking disgrace. It ends today. Going for a run today and sit ups every morning for the foreseeable future. I'm the same. Lost 5 stone between 2012 and early this year but piled about 1 and a half stone back on since the summer. Going full time in work when I was off Uni and sitting on my arse in a call centre all day probably the most important factor, and by the time I'd gone down to part time hours and back at Uni I couldn't be arsed doing anything about it. Will start in January... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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