Sweet Pete Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 If Granny Danger was a teacher he'd offer some cheeky 15 year old a square go and then get a chair round his coupon. It'd be brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 If Granny Danger was a teacher he'd offer some cheeky 15 year old a square go and then get a chair round his coupon. It'd be brilliant.One time in a tech class someone asked the teacher what he would do if someone tried to attack him with a chisel, his exact words were: "if we're being attacked we're authorised to use whatever force we deem necessary to protect ourselves, in that situation the force I'd deem necessary would be to batter him round the head with a chair" Which was surprising, he never struck you as the violent type. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 It never ceases to amaze me how many teachers have let schoolchildren turn them absolutely mental. I loved teaching. And just got an offer today to go back to a school I taught at in 2012 here, DELIGHTED! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Like most of them, flicking through her Twitter feed made me look forward to the nuclear holocaust. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 If at first you don't succeed delete it from the Crisp Sandwich thread and post it here http://www.news.com.au/world/asia/wife-chops-off-cheating-husbands-penis-twice/story-fnh81fz8-1227184810524 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 If at first you don't succeed delete it from the Crisp Sandwich thread and post it here http://www.news.com.au/world/asia/wife-chops-off-cheating-husbands-penis-twice/story-fnh81fz8-1227184810524 Lunatic, and she tries to justify it too. Hopefully a long stint in prison to follow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 They probably look around at Alloa on their way to and from school and think 'By f**k this place is grim - Must stick in and escape this dump' Location: Falkirk One time in a tech class someone asked the teacher what he would do if someone tried to attack him with a chisel, his exact words were: "if we're being attacked we're authorised to use whatever force we deem necessary to protect ourselves, in that situation the force I'd deem necessary would be to batter him round the head with a chair" Which was surprising, he never struck you as the violent type. Quite restrained IMO. I'm guessing he thought "take it off him and shove it up his arse" might be misconstrued. I loved teaching. And just got an offer today to go back to a school I taught at in 2012 here, DELIGHTED! Good news. Is this a different place to the one you were waiting for clearance to go back to? Lunatic, and she tries to justify it too. Hopefully a long stint in prison to follow. Sends-saucy-messages-from-his-wife's-phone-type post IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurbineTon Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 AutoCAD is doing my tits in today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) AutoCAD is doing my tits today. Edited January 14, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) I grew up wit this guy who was in all my primary school classes. Chilling when you find out your old school mate has been charged with murdering his mum / your old neighbour a few doors up. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/fife/son-charged-after-dunfermline-woman-carol-anne-taggart-s-body-found-1.786519 Edited January 14, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Trying to change my diet and improve my health. So far I'm living off 2 slices of toast, a bowl of soup, one belvita biscuit, a proper meal and a bag of crisps at night. This is hellish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Nope, you're screwed. Got to feel for that Hurt Locker bloke. I guessed right and won te game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I have been watching the office (UK version) back to back for about 3 months now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Trying to change my diet and improve my health. So far I'm living off 2 slices of toast, a bowl of soup, one belvita biscuit, a proper meal and a bag of crisps at night. This is hellish Difference between weight loss and healthy seeing as crash diets are generally frowned upon. That said, acting normal for two days of the week rather than dieting for all 7 should make it easier to carry on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Difference between weight loss and healthy seeing as crash diets are generally frowned upon. That said, acting normal for two days of the week rather than dieting for all 7 should make it easier to carry on. I've been doing this since the second of the month and been walking every night, I'm waiting until February to go to the gym when the january chaos is over. More surprising I've not touched alcohol since New Year's Day, a record for me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Anyone fancy 5 a side tonight at Soccerworld in Dundee? Half 7 kick off! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) I've been doing this since the second of the month and been walking every night, I'm waiting until February to go to the gym when the january chaos is over. More surprising I've not touched alcohol since New Year's Day, a record for me Exercise is the key if you're a bloke IMO. I try eat about 1800 calories a day (that can be anything doesn't matter how that's made up) and do my insanity/go on a run. It's the exercise that's the key. Worst attempt at parking I've seen in a while, person in the silver cars, total heads gone. Made it hard for me to get out... Notice the yes sticker on the van by the way. Dundece. The cars parked the whole length of the road. Edited January 14, 2015 by 1320Lichtie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Worst attempt at parking I've seen in a while, person in the silver cars, total heads gone. Made it hard for me to get out... Notice the yes sticker on the van by the way. Dundece. The cars parked the whole length of the road. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1421251194.304565.jpg Let's be charitable and say that their handbrake's fucked and it rolled back onto the road. Best I've seen was a car parked completely across the sole entryway to a local car park. Absolutely no way for other cars to get in or out. Never seen a traffic warden look so perplexed. Best I've been told about was at a place I worked at years ago. They had a garage next door and apparently the mechanics used to be b*****ds for parking vehicles across our driveway when they had a backlog. Despite being asked nicely, it kept happening. So, after a particularly stressful day, one of our drivers returned to base to find a car blocking his path. He stomped into the garage, only to be told the car would be moved "when we're ready". Said driver comes back out fuming, and angrily tries to tip the car over! The rest of the staff watch him for a minute before thinking "aye, fair enough", and help him get the job done. Everyone then gets finished up and scarpers quick before the mechanics come out and find their customer's car spinning on its roof in the middle of the street 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I have been watching the office (UK version) back to back for about 3 months now Christ, and I thought 24-hour Metallica bombardment at Guantanamo was bad enough. Free the Throbbing 1! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Christ, and I thought 24-hour Metallica bombardment at Guantanamo was bad enough. Free the Throbbing 1! Im in a bad way - need to get out of this student life and get myself sorted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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