THIS GUY 3 Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Let me get this straight...YJS got Mjolnir'd for underage nookie with a foreign burd, and has been re-incarnating as various guys in order to win back the heart of his beloved P&B? Blimey, I'm well behind. We need a thread just for keeping track of bannings - better than any of the soaps. #freel4l 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Too late. Have you seen Cathy Burke in Gimme Gimme Gimme? I have now You're a lucky man, Mozza. Except on Tuesdays and Thursdays, when it's Knightswood Bear's turn to be lucky, as I understand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 I have now You're a lucky man, Mozza. Except on Tuesdays and Thursdays, when it's Knightswood Bear's turn to be lucky, as I understand. She told me she was doing Pilates on Tuesdays. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Tennis star Simona Halep had her former DD/E sized chebs reduced. I hope she never wins a major. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 She told me she was doing Pilates on Tuesdays. Maybe her pet name for KB? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 She told me she was doing Pilates on Tuesdays. No, pilots...at the airport...well, they call it an airport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Tennis star Simona Halep had her former DD/E sized chebs reduced. I hope she never wins a major. That's some dedication to your work. Must have been difficult to play with those puppies strapped to your chest. Hard to imagine Bjorn Borg having a cock reduction to help him play tennis better, for example. Or John McEnroe having the dick removed from his forehead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 She got them reduced a couple of years back. Seemed to have done the trick. It made me think, are there any other female tennis players with fake tits? Could be quite an investigation and debate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 When walking into work this morning I was passed on the pavement by a fully grown adult on a kids scooter. He kind of struck me as trying too hard to be different. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Referring to me, most likely. Though I'd like to know what he is insinuating; maybe he could make that clearer. Guilty conscience imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Referring to me, most likely. Though I'd like to know what he is insinuating; maybe he could make that clearer. He was referring to Lichtie4life as he said he'd shag Rebecca Black, despite the fact she was 13. The reason you may have assumed he was talking about you (apart from the same name/username) is because you have previously admitted to having sex with a child. Hope that clears things up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Been watching a lot of Fred Dibnah videos again of late. Scaling 300ft chimneys with absolutely no safety precautions. Gives me the fear just watching. The man was a fantastic presenter and a real working man's hero. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 (edited) Been watching a lot of Fred Dibnah videos again of late. Scaling 300ft chimneys with absolutely no safety precautions. Gives me the fear just watching. The man was a fantastic presenter and a real working man's hero. *Narrowly avoids being mashed into paste by a 400 tonne falling chimney* Did y' like that? *Fucks off for a warm pint of heavy* Absolute top man. Edited April 15, 2015 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Been watching a lot of Fred Dibnah videos again of late. Scaling 300ft chimneys with absolutely no safety precautions. Gives me the fear just watching. The man was a fantastic presenter and a real working man's hero. Well he does have a bit of wood tied with rope to the ladder for a chair,can't get much safer than that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Well he does have a bit of wood tied with rope to the ladder for a chair,can't get much safer than that I've went with a couple of lassies that have involved me deploying a similar "plank of wood strapped to my arse" safety technique. That was more to stop me falling in, rather than falling off, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Well he does have a bit of wood tied with rope to the ladder for a chair,can't get much safer than that No high vis vest or hard hat for 50 years and he died in his bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 No high vis vest or hard hat for 50 years and he died in his bed. I fucking wish the regs were still as lax, I've been up to my nuts in CDM regs, method statements, CITB, risk assessments, CSCS, HSE and other assorted gubbins for the past three days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 (edited) Professional Pimp. "Up to his nuts" indeed. Edited April 15, 2015 by The Moonster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 The missus doesn't hang about: got news that she'd passed her Oz assessment yesterday and the cat's been sold today. Have a good life Coco 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 The missus doesn't hang about: got news that she'd passed her Oz assessment yesterday and the cat's been sold today. Have a good life Coco I take it she couldn't leave the cat with you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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