Guest The Phoenix Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 I take it she couldn't leave the cat with you? No way is she going to let him stroke her pussy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 passed her Oz assessment yesterday and the cat's been sold today. :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 The missus doesn't hang about: got news that she'd passed her Oz assessment yesterday and the cat's been sold today. Have a good life Coco Bless, she's only saving you from the truth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Bless, she's only saving you from the truth.Aye, sold to farm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 What work do you do exactly? He'll be a Project/Contracts Manager like me in the Construction industry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Aye, sold to farm. Is it working as a labourer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 No high vis vest or hard hat for 50 years and he died in his bed. Lesson there for all of us, I think. Always wear your high vis vest and hard hat when going to bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 He'll be a Project/Contracts Manager like me in the Construction industry. Does he threaten to nail labourers' scrotums to the floor too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 The missus doesn't hang about: got news that she'd passed her Oz assessment yesterday and the cat's been sold today. Have a good life Coco While I can understand it in this case because it's a cat, I don't know how anyone could just sell their pet to someone else. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Lesson there for all of us, I think. Always wear your high vis vest and hard hat when going to bed.Been there, done that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Does he threaten to nail labourers' scrotums to the floor too? Hopefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Hopefully. I might apply for a job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Nice one, it will likely be the route I'm going down although the work sounds pretty boring with all the method statements etc Strange, I had you down as a trainee manager at Foot Locker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 She got them reduced a couple of years back. Seemed to have done the trick. It made me think, are there any other female tennis players with fake tits? Could be quite an investigation and debate. Clearly a subject that requires further examination. I suggest we sponsor a promising young tennis starlet to infiltrate the changing rooms of the WTA and report back her findings. For science! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Nice one, it will likely be the route I'm going down although the work sounds pretty boring with all the method statements etc It is. You spend years training as an Engineer then progress to become a Project Manager where you deal less and less with engineering and more and more with administration, process & procedures! Part of me dies every day *threatening to staple gun labourers scrotums to the floor amounts to a highlight of my working day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Strange, I had you down as a trainee manager at Foot Locker. I thought he was a Politician what with all that mass debating..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 I thought he was a Politician what with all that mass debating..... Apparently he's an offender. Not sure what crime he committed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Im not sure if you are trying to offend me or not? I am studying Civil Engineering and have years of construction experience, not actually sure i want to do on site work though I'm in a bit of a quandary 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 The reason you may have assumed he was talking about you (apart from the same name/username) is because you have previously admitted to having sex with a child. Some folk were playing Six Degrees of Separation a few days ago, and I had absolutely hee-haw to report. Good to know that I'll be able to link to Eilidh next time it comes up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Tennis star Simona Halep had her former DD/E sized chebs reduced. I hope she never wins a major. A great loss to the sporting world 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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