P45 Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I was a gentleman so I washed my cock and baws in the burd's kitchen sink first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Why the f**k did I get myself a trainee job instead of going :( :( Because you wanted a guaranteed job at the end of it, rather being in the same place with a pile of debt 4 years on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Because you wanted a guaranteed job at the end of it, rather being in the same place with a pile of debt 4 years on? Not everyone does Geography at university. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Riots in London and no media coverage. Pictures all over twitter. There's plenty media coverage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 You guys. Quick update in case anyone is interested: no broken bones thankfully, just a few bumps and bruises. In hindsight, calling for an ambulance was unnecessary but as I always say for these kinds of situations - better safe than sorry. I live to fight another day. So you wasted NHS resources on a completely pointless ambulance call? Arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Just watching the birds feeding in the garden, seemingly, vomited up cat food is a great delicacy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Just watching the birds feeding in the garden, seemingly, vomited up cat food is a great delicacy. Jesus, man, are things that bad? There's bound to be a food bank in Dundee, surely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Jesus, man, are things that bad? There's bound to be a food bank in Dundee, surely. I would be dead from starvation before I could eat a sachet of Whiskas 'poultry' in jelly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Belgian Sugar Waffles from Aldi are doss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnglishmanAbroad Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 So you wasted NHS resources on a completely pointless ambulance call? Arsehole. I help pay for those resources so might as well make the most of them. Besides, it was the NHS 24 woman that recommended the ambulance. Hurting this afternoon but glad I got everything checked out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Was waiting at Singburi bus station today picking a few folk up that were coming back from Bangkok, when I noticed the woman that sells the tickets crouch down behind her desk, and at the angle where I was sitting I noticed she was milking her tit into tumbler. I must admit I had to have third or fourth look She then stood up with a half full glass and drunk it in one go. To say the least I was shocked. and no she was not a wid, very far from it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I help pay for those resources so might as well make the most of them. Besides, it was the NHS 24 woman that recommended the ambulance. Hurting this afternoon but glad I got everything checked out. Just back from the shops - these ambulance buses are cracking! The other passenger was a moaning faced c**t, but you can't have everything, can you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I would be dead from starvation before I could eat a sachet of Whiskas 'poultry' in jelly. I hate those fucking sachets. I never fail to get at least a sliver of the stinking gel on my fingers anytime I open them. Absolutely honking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Was waiting at Singburi bus station today picking a few folk up that were coming back from Bangkok, when I noticed the woman that sells the tickets crouch down behind her desk, and at the angle where I was sitting I noticed she was milking her tit into tumbler. I must admit I had to have third or fourth look She then stood up with a half full glass and drunk it in one go. To say the least I was shocked. and no she was not a wid, very far from it. Not the easiest w**k I've ever had, but got there in the end. Get it posted on Literotica and I can see you building a following. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnglishmanAbroad Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Just back from the shops - these ambulance buses are cracking! The other passenger was a moaning faced c**t, but you can't have everything, can you. This is NOT something to joke about. I feared that I was seriously hurt and with no friends/family available to ferry me to A&E what else was I supposed to do? Please inform me for future reference. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I hate those fucking sachets. I never fail to get at least a sliver of the stinking gel on my fingers anytime I open them. Absolutely honking. True, but still better than draining tins of tuna in sunflower oil. The shite gets on your hands every time, and not even swarfega gets rid of that greasy feeling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 This is NOT something to joke about. I feared that I was seriously hurt and with no friends/family available to ferry me to A&E what else was I supposed to do? Please inform me for future reference. Call the polis to come over so's you can make a complaint about cyberbullying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 This is NOT something to joke about. I feared that I was seriously hurt and with no friends/family available to ferry me to A&E what else was I supposed to do? Please inform me for future reference. Kill yourself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnglishmanAbroad Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 C'mon guys, let's not get ridiculous. I just don't see why I am being ridiculed for taking precautions with my health after a nasty fall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Hip replacement? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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