Sweaty Morph Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Al Ahly squeezed through their Egytian Cup game tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 If the child was screeching then she should be congratulated for getting it telt. Parents who allow their little darlings to disrupt everyone else within earshot should be banned from public transport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 I wouldn't congratulate parenting that involves telling children to "shut the f**k up" tbf. There are better ways to get them 'telt.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 I wouldn't congratulate parenting that involves telling children to "shut the f**k up" tbf. There are better ways to get them 'telt.' I agree, she'd have been better saying "shut the f**k up, you stupid little c**t." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 I agree, she'd have been better saying "shut the f**k up, you stupid little c**t." Well, aye, if you want to be so polite about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 I checked the temperature of my oven by putting my bare hands on the sides inside the oven. It was fucking stupid and I'm really sore now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 I checked the temperature of my oven by putting my bare hands on the sides inside the oven. It was fucking stupid and I'm really sore now. Do you also drink out of bleach bottles to see if it's Dettol or a Capri Sun? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Do you also drink out of bleach bottles to see if it's Dettol or a Capri Sun? He also narrows the gene pool by breading with local schemies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I checked the temperature of my oven by putting my bare hands on the sides inside the oven. It was fucking stupid and I'm really sore now. Congratulations you have won http://www.darwinawards.com/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Don't get wide slippery or I'll alert the authorities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Have a look at the feedback for this amazon seller and have a guess at the sort of letter I got this morning: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aag/details/ref=aag_m_fb?ie=UTF8&asin=&isAmazonFulfilled=0&isCBA=&marketplaceID=A1F83G8C2ARO7P&seller=A3J1VK73CSKERX# 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I checked the temperature of my oven by putting my bare hands on the sides inside the oven. It was fucking stupid and I'm really sore now. Similarly, I once got out and checked for brake disk damage on my wife's car with my bare hands after she drove me home from the pub and we noticed a nasty noise from the brakes. Not sure how many hundreds of degrees C the disk was but my skin didn't fare too well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Going to my sisters tonight as she has bought one of those things to transfer old camcorder tapes - there is a big bag of them in her loft so it will pretty much be stuff from when we were kids, family holidays/day trips etc. Really looking forward to seeing them, especially as my dad passed away some years ago. I'm just keeping my fingers crossed that there isn't anything else on those tapes, as I will never be able to unsee anything dodgy... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Have a look at the feedback for this amazon seller and have a guess at the sort of letter I got this morning: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aag/details/ref=aag_m_fb?ie=UTF8&asin=&isAmazonFulfilled=0&isCBA=&marketplaceID=A1F83G8C2ARO7P&seller=A3J1VK73CSKERX# French, if you were lucky. 'Tis indeed a sad day when Scotsmen are forced to send away to China for their counterfeit goods. I take it all the local markets have been closed down by our moral guardians 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Going to my sisters tonight as she has bought one of those things to transfer old camcorder tapes - there is a big bag of them in her loft so it will pretty much be stuff from when we were kids, family holidays/day trips etc. Really looking forward to seeing them, especially as my dad passed away some years ago. I'm just keeping my fingers crossed that there isn't anything else on those tapes, as I will never be able to unsee anything dodgy... Sounds like a cracking evening in. Hope there's lots of good stuff. Also, post the redtube links when you're done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 French, if you were lucky. 'Tis indeed a sad day when Scotsmen are forced to send away to China for their counterfeit goods. I take it all the local markets have been closed down by our moral guardians I think French border forces have enough problems currently, I was stuck with the British version. You seem to allude to running online selling business of some sort - you got any knockoff PS3 controllers kicking about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I think French border forces have enough problems currently, I was stuck with the British version. You seem to allude to running online selling business of some sort - you got any knockoff PS3 controllers kicking about? Alas. I could use a new Xbox 360 one myself, actually. Maybe I'll give those Chinese laddies a try and see if they'll give me a wholesale discount. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I have an internal job interview on Monday, I took today off work to research and prepare for it and I've sat in my skegs all day watching episodes of Pawn Stars on Discovery and drinking wine. I have a slight feeling, that the programme might be scripted. Just slight though. Didn't want that job anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I have an internal job interview on Monday, I took today off work to research and prepare for it and I've sat in my skegs all day watching episodes of Pawn Stars on Discovery and drinking wine. I have a slight feeling, that the programme might be scripted. Just slight though. Didn't want that job anyway. I can sometimes stomach the programme, but tbh they are all utter c***s IMO. I understand they need to make a profit but I can remember watching an episode where the bald guy's 'expert' came in and gave an estimation of £2,000 for the item the customer had brought in (and the customer had stated that was it's value in the first place). He then offered the guy £500. A mean c'mon tae f**k! There's being shrewd then there's being a total dick!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I really need a new job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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