SweeperDee Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 ^^^trying out his new collection of butt plugs. Don't project your ghastly predilections onto me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 ^^^trying out his new collection of butt plugs. Hope you washed them before selling them to him on Ebay you pervert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Don't project your ghastly predilections onto me. Oops! That was actually directed at Forza! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Hope you washed them before selling them to him on Ebay you pervert. Pervert?! Butt plugs are a great way to introduce your "yet to be convinced" gf to anal sex. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 (edited) Pervert?! Butt plugs are a great way to introduce your "yet to be convinced" gf to anal sex. :lol: Aye, feckin' great, sjc........ "Here, darlin', spread 'em so I can insert this 1:100 scale model of Red October up yer shitepipe....." You old romantic........ Edited February 6, 2015 by Florentine_Pogen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 What will people think of next, colostomy clunge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 :lol: Aye, feckin' great, sjc........ "Here, darlin', spread 'em so I can insert this 1:100 scale model of Red October up yer shitepipe....." You old romantic........ I can do "romance" with the best of them but women just as much as men sometimes just want to fcuk! It isn't always scented candles, shared baths and soft music.......sometimes you can't beat a good hard fcuk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 "Ah luv ye an' a that, but yet fanny's just too honking hen! So I'm gonna have to start going up yer dung valve..." Oh Miley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Pervert?! Butt plugs are a great way to introduce your "yet to be convinced" gf to anal sex. The fact that I read that as ""not yet convincing" gf" suggests your posts now produce a Pavlovian reaction! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 I can do "romance" with the best of them but women just as much as men sometimes just want to fcuk! It isn't always scented candles, shared baths and soft music.......sometimes you can't beat a good hard fcuk. Im stuck on the toilet unwell, so if you could see to my missus tonight id be okay with that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 I can do "romance" with the best of them but women just as much as men sometimes just want to fcuk! It isn't always scented candles, shared baths and soft music.......sometimes you can't beat a good hard fcuk. You told me it meant something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Pervert?! Butt plugs are a great way to introduce your "yet to be convinced" gf to anal sex. Aye right, opening yourself up for your Thai visitors more like.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Had Forth One in my car today, heard my first Taylor Swift song (Blank Space). She's pretty awesome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Had Forth One in my car today, heard my first Taylor Swift song (Blank Space). She's pretty awesome. I'm sorry......You're first?? Man get listening to her. She's awesome and anyone who says they don't always sing along is lying! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 I absolutely despise the sport rugby and everyone who plays/watches it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 I absolutely despise the sport rugby and everyone who plays/watches it. I try watch it every year. Fail everytime. Awful. Brute force and little skill IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Cannot decide whether to go to the pub for a fee pints and see who's there. Or to stay in put my feet up and have a few bottles of whatever's in the fridge and watch shite on telly. Hmmmmm...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Cannot decide whether to go to the pub for a fee pints and see who's there. Or to stay in put my feet up and have a few bottles of whatever's in the fridge and watch shite on telly. Hmmmmm...... Pub 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Cannot decide whether to go to the pub for a fee pints and see who's there. Or to stay in put my feet up and have a few bottles of whatever's in the fridge and watch shite on telly. Hmmmmm...... Put your testicles on and get to the pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Meghan Trainor isn't even fat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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