welshbairn Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Yum. http://motherboard.vice.com/read/how-to-make-breakfast-with-your-vagina 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Yum. http://motherboard.vice.com/read/how-to-make-breakfast-with-your-vagina How to make a raita fanny of yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Yum. http://motherboard.vice.com/read/how-to-make-breakfast-with-your-vagina For those that don't like fanny, they can always eat arse instead. Definitely not one to view at work: http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/02/09/can-now-give-boyfriend-chocolate-mold-butthole-valentines-day-nsfw/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 For those that don't like fanny, they can always eat arse instead. Definitely not one to view at work: http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/02/09/can-now-give-boyfriend-chocolate-mold-butthole-valentines-day-nsfw/ This gold one looks like a crown for a molar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Just won 7p after betting on the outcome of a Costa Rica Premier League match with two minutes to go. A good night's work overall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Just won 7p after betting on the outcome of a Costa Rica Premier League match with two minutes to go. A good night's work overall. That's £2.10/hour pro rata 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 That's £2.10/hour pro rata Hmm, not too shabby. Hypothetically, I could earn a living from this if I did it 24/7. On the other hand, I need to sleep at some point. There's room for improvement. I'll keep working hard to achieve the hourly minimum wage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 The multi-state lottery is up to $500 million for the drawing tonight. That would be $337.8 million after tax, which works out to over £220 million. I could live on that for quite a long time. Even longer if Mrs Shotgun didn't find out where I was. Of course, I haven't bought a ticket so it's kind of moot but still. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Preparing myself for a 'Marley & Me' moment tomorrow. Obviously not looking forward to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Preparing myself for a 'Marley & Me' moment tomorrow. Obviously not looking forward to it. Are you buying roof tiles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Yum. http://motherboard.vice.com/read/how-to-make-breakfast-with-your-vagina Vagina should be part of any red-blooded male's breakfast. This, though; not so much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Preparing myself for a 'Marley & Me' moment tomorrow. Obviously not looking forward to it. Been there and it sucks. Sorry. The only upside is that it's usually a damn sight better than the alternative for all concerned. Incidentally, I've never seen the film, so I had to google it to see what you were referring to and there appears to be a surprising amount of hate for animal euthanasia out there. Reminds me of the time I found a dog tied up outside a shop in Alloa, and it was frantically clawing at some horrific growths on its belly. Poor thing was writhing in pain and had soaked the pavement in blood. The owner came out before I had the chance to do anything and gave me a lecture about how the "cruel" b*****ds at the vet had encouraged them to put the dog to sleep before its stomach cancer could cause it too much pain, but they weren't having any of that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Preparing myself for a 'Marley & Me' moment tomorrow. Obviously not looking forward to it. Sorry to hear that Hedgecutter. I've been through it 3 times myself and was a blubbery, snottery mess each time. Mind, I was no better with the dog that died in her sleep. They just don't live long enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Preparing myself for a 'Marley & Me' moment tomorrow. Obviously not looking forward to it. Sorry to hear you're getting put down 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 (edited) Worked out it costs about 120k for a parent to send one kid to Dundee High. Unreal. No wonder they're such annoying wee b*****ds. I researched this after getting pissed off yesterday when a DH pupil stole my croissant with his hands after I had already tonged (as in tongs) it in Lidl. Edited February 12, 2015 by 1320Lichtie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Id have clotheslined the fucker there and then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Worked out it costs about 120k for a parent to send one kid to Dundee High. Unreal. No wonder they're such annoying wee b*****ds. I researched this after getting pissed off yesterday when a DH pupil stole my croissant with his hands after I had already tonged (as in tongs) it in Lidl. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/dundee-high-school-suspends-18-pupils-in-probe-on-shop-raid-1.827775 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Are you buying roof tiles? Don't try to get them at lunchtime or just before the shop closes - Philpy will be raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 There were Dundee High school kids behind me in A food shop a few weeks back. One was claiming to know 'everything about drugs' and in the few minutes I had to endure his nonsense, it was mostly absolute shite. His mate then called him Torquin. I lol'd. He then proceeded to tell everyone how Croatia was the 'drug capital of the world' when he was told, is it not Colombia? He replied : they're basically the same place. Money well spent. I try to avoid going out during their lunchtimes but sometimes I am coming back from/away out to site or whatever and it's unavoidable. They genuinely annoy me. Loads of horrific accents to considering they're Scottish and from Dundee/surrounding areas. f**k knows what they were shopping in lidl for anyway, they must be the tinky ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Sorry to hear you're getting put down I'm indifferent tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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