mattydfc Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I did it on my phone, private browsing etc, I'll be fine.... well I hope. If I get into shit I'm taking you down with me Matty!! I liked this photo when I had Facebook by the way... Wish I had seen her with her shorts off and legs spread first ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1427136747.013157.jpg what would happen to me? I didn't click the link.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I did it on my phone, private browsing etc, I'll be fine.... well I hope. If I get into shit I'm taking you down with me Matty!! I liked this photo when I had Facebook by the way... Wish I had seen her with her shorts off and legs spread first ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1427136747.013157.jpg She could always get a pussy tuck..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I'm going grey in places. Noticing white hairs on the top, sides , beard and up the nose 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I'm going grey in places. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 (edited) A Muslim has opened kebab shop in Swindon called Halal Qaeda and has a childrens toy called the Talibanana which recites verses from the Koran when it's chord is pulled and is causing massive amounts of seethe for Tory councillor Barry Morgan, who starts this speech with (you guessed it)... "Nobody can call me a racist...but the name of Mr Bin Mehmet’s shop is incredibly insensitive, and his banana speaks verses from the Koran when you pull on the cord. They’re not even in English. Children must be protected. I support anyone trying to start a business, now the Conservative government has got the economy back on track, but not like this. ”The children of Swindon need to understand that while we are very accommodating to visitors from overseas, the Talibanana is not a toy and Halal Qaeda is not a joke,” “It is the thin end of a wedge that, if it continues on its current course, could see Sharia Law imposed in short order. It’s all well and good Swindon residents being exposed to other cultures, but they must not lose sight of their own. Bacon sandwiches and sausage rolls are as much a part of Swindon’s culture as the railway. Sharia Law would take them away.” Nigel Farage said "UKIP will fix this when they're in power in May" Edited March 24, 2015 by The Moonster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 A Muslim has opened kebab shop in Swindon called Halal Qaeda and has a childrens toy called the Talibanana which recites verses from the Koran when it's chord is pulled and is causing massive amounts of seethe for Tory councillor Barry Morgan, who starts this speech with (you guessed it)... "Nobody can call me a racist...but the name of Mr Bin Mehmet’s shop is incredibly insensitive, and his banana speaks verses from the Koran when you pull on the cord. They’re not even in English. Children must be protected. I support anyone trying to start a business, now the Conservative government has got the economy back on track, but not like this. ”The children of Swindon need to understand that while we are very accommodating to visitors from overseas, the Talibanana is not a toy and Halal Qaeda is not a joke,” “It is the thin end of a wedge that, if it continues on its current course, could see Sharia Law imposed in short order. It’s all well and good Swindon residents being exposed to other cultures, but they must not lose sight of their own. Bacon sandwiches and sausage rolls are as much a part of Swindon’s culture as the railway. Sharia Law would take them away.” Nigel Farage said "UKIP will fix this when they're in power in May" FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 A Muslim has opened kebab shop in Swindon called Halal Qaeda and has a childrens toy called the Talibanana which recites verses from the Koran when it's chord is pulled and is causing massive amounts of seethe for Tory councillor Barry Morgan, who starts this speech with (you guessed it)... "Nobody can call me a racist...but the name of Mr Bin Mehmet’s shop is incredibly insensitive, and his banana speaks verses from the Koran when you pull on the cord. They’re not even in English. Children must be protected. I support anyone trying to start a business, now the Conservative government has got the economy back on track, but not like this. ”The children of Swindon need to understand that while we are very accommodating to visitors from overseas, the Talibanana is not a toy and Halal Qaeda is not a joke,” “It is the thin end of a wedge that, if it continues on its current course, could see Sharia Law imposed in short order. It’s all well and good Swindon residents being exposed to other cultures, but they must not lose sight of their own. Bacon sandwiches and sausage rolls are as much a part of Swindon’s culture as the railway. Sharia Law would take them away.” Nigel Farage said "UKIP will fix this when they're in power in May" Chris Morris isn't as sharp as he used to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Chris Morris isn't as sharp as he used to be. Ah, I've just seen it's a fictitious piece. My bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Ah, I've just seen it's a fictitious piece. My bad. Did you believe that was true? Fucking brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Another celebrity fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Despite not hearing about him for years, I was pretty shocked to hear Lil Chris died today. Checkin it out was an absolute tune. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Did you believe that was true? Fucking brilliant. Sadly I would believe most things you told me councillors had said. But aye, bit of a riddy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Even though that's not true, there 100% should be a takeaway called Halal Qaeda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Don't know if its true but someone told me there's a removals company up North somewhere called Highland Clearances. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Here's a job that might interest some http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/world/brothel-in-berlin-advertises-for-a-full-time-prostitute-tester/story-fnjbobed-1227275897844?sv=2e76810ee8317aba8b8b4ce1967f2a07 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Currently re-watching Chewin' The Fat for the first time in ten years. Very pleased to see it's as good as I remember 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Currently re-watching Chewin' The Fat for the first time in ten years. Very pleased to see it's as good as I remember I rewatched it recently as well. It's very consistent for a sketch show I think, especially Series 2 and 3. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Don't know if its true but someone told me there's a removals company up North somewhere called Highland Clearances. There's a domestic cleaning company down my way called Daily Poppins. Another favourite is the chippy in Belfast called For Cod & Ulster... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Its a well known fact that people who prefer dark chocolate to milk chocolate have well above average penis sizes and get all dem bitches. Now you know. Heartbroken I thought they liked me as a person 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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