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f**k me, he seems well pleased with his ability to put the ball into an empty net from twenty yards :huh:

Is it common to film yourself doing this nowadays?

To be fair nobody is stopping some of them :lol:

Screamers

Eta he looks like a bit of an arsehole with his wee celebrations though, should maybe focus on running around the park so he was actually able to take part in a proper game

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To be fair nobody is stopping some of them :lol:

Screamers

Eta he looks like a bit of an arsehole with his wee celebrations though, should maybe focus on running around the park so he was actually able to take part in a proper game

I'd imagine 90% of the people on here could film themselves ripping it top bag, from 20 yards, into an open net. How many did he miss?

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I'd imagine 90% of the people on here could film themselves ripping it top bag, from 20 yards, into an open net. How many did he miss?

I don't know. It was more the way he hit it that I found impressive. Great technique. Edited by 1320Lichtie
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Wonder if he does interracial porn...

I'm guessing he has to now, it's party policy.

F**k the Poles, f**k the Romanians, f**k anyone who looks Muslimy (who was that that came up with that one again?)

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I'm 23 today. But really, who cares? What kind of age is that? I'm not even bothering to celebrate it in any manner.

Last age in which you can accurately describe yourself as being in your 'early twenties'.

Mid-twenties beckons. Mid-twenties is fantastic.

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Going back to Scotland for a couple of weeks, so sorting out perishables to see what's worth freezing, what's worth eating and what I'm going to have to reluctantly throw out.

Given me an opportunity to search through my freezer and I'm stupidly hungry now. I've got wing ribs, steaks, burgers, two ducks, a whole chicken, sausages, pork chops, lamb chops, lamb neck, and a few containers with various previously cooked foods.

I really need to start eating this food instead of buying new stuff all the time.

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Here's the boy allegedly outclassing Liverpool stars at free kicks. Have a watch, the keeper lets his shitey free kicks in...

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/02/mario-balotelli-and-his-liverpool-teammates-get-outclassed-by-youtube-free-kick-star-bas-van-velzen-5132589/

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I'm sure once they introduce a rule allowing American Football style kickers for free kicks, and the removal of goalies for said free kicks, and the "take a mulligan" approach when he balloons the first 47 of them over the bar, then the chubby chap will earn a fortune.

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Here's the boy allegedly outclassing Liverpool stars at free kicks. Have a watch, the keeper lets his shitey free kicks in...

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/02/mario-balotelli-and-his-liverpool-teammates-get-outclassed-by-youtube-free-kick-star-bas-van-velzen-5132589/

He doesn't outclass them at all, Mario absolutely rips one into the top bag and then his is straight at the keeper :lol:

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