1320Lichtie Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 He's English with a Scottish dad He's basically Matt Ritchie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 I've heard a few people stating that it would be inappropriate for a black man to be the next James Bond because "the books clearly state that James Bond is Scottish." Apparently, it's impossible to be Scottish and black. Anya would make a cracking James Bond. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Kevin Harper 007 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Scottish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 You'll be sorry when you pop round from your Fountainbridge pad one morning to discover fishfingers o toast with salad cream on the menu at the Yorkshire Rose! On toast?! You're a madman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 (edited) A customer accused me of lying about the clocks changing, said he had never heard of it.... Edited March 29, 2015 by itzdrk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Kamagra what are you, 13? Can't speak for sjc but I tried it once about about 15 years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 I hope you were thirteen fifteen years ago. Wot? Why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Got arseholed last night, and apparently strolled into my mums at 7 o'clock this morning. Not lived at home for nearly 10 years, but I still manage to pinpoint my old room like a fucking homing beacon. Missed my bus to Hampden, games getting watched in the pub instead! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Because taking kemagra is a fucking minter. Na, you've definitely lost me now. Taking a viagra alternative at the pub when it's just came out is a minter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Why did you want or need an erection at the pub?? Exactly this. Minter indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Why did you want or need an erection at the pub?? Christ sake. Me and my mate were with a couple of ladies and he gave me it telling me that I'd get a buzz off it and I wouldn't be suffering from brewers droop in the event we got lucky. Do you and Rovers Mad think that if you take a viagra you get an instant hard on and are landed with it for the night? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 oh dear. You've still not explained why it's a minter. I've got all day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 See that James Bond? There isn't one James Bond. He's a spy for goodness sake. It's a code name. There's been loads of James Bonds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 See that James Bond? There isn't one James Bond. He's a spy for goodness sake. It's a code name. There's been loads of James Bonds. It's not a code name, his parents were Bonds also. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Elba would make a cracking Bond. Looks like Sir Shag Extra's comments weren't related to Elba (or black people), so probably not a racist, for what it's worth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 (edited) It's not a code name, his parents were Bonds also. It wouldn't be safe for them all to keep their real names when "James" is a big time spy. They had to change their identities, like witness protection. Edited March 29, 2015 by Mrs M 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Why did you want or need an erection at the pub?? There was nowhere to hang his jaicket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.