BFTD Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 And then you won't live up to your username and that will be false advertising. Hope you enjoy court cunto. Platinum ubermench can change their usernames Anyway, I've managed to get away with the 'tabby' part so far, although it's probably because most folk think it's a reference to some deviant sexual practice and don't want it confirmed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 I bet your name isn't even Dave. You're a bounder and a cad sir, and a disgrace. A disgrace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 I bet your name isn't even Dave. You're a bounder and a cad sir, and a disgrace. A disgrace Rumbled. Actually a lassie called Tabby. You'd have thought people would've twigged by now, considering I've mentioned my impressive rack a few times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Throbber certainly hopes that's the case as he's been masturbating over you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Our Bert must have baws the size of space hoppers. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33143367 Man captures photo of raccoon riding an alligator 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Ukrainian and Russian lads back in China/.. That was fucking awesome. I loved the break in at night, sleeping on the way up and then the wee escape at the end. I bet the adrenaline would feel tremendous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Our Bert must have baws the size of space hoppers. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33143367 Man captures photo of raccoon riding an alligator I see Groot's still growing back to his former self. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Throbber certainly hopes that's the case as he's been masturbating over you I was wondering where that leak in the ceiling had come from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Ukrainian and Russian lads back in China Daft how scary that is when you'd probably die falling from just 40 feet. A fall from 100 feet will kill you just as certainly as one from 2000 feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Daft how scary that is when you'd probably die falling from just 40 feet. A fall from 100 feet will kill you just as certainly as one from 2000 feet. Aye but if you fell from 40 feet you'd crumple in a heap. Fall from 2000 and you'd explode on impact. It's the thought that gives me the fear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Our Bert must have baws the size of space hoppers. Not since my fleshlight was delivered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Do you have Skype or FaceTime? I'm currently on Chatroullete, I'm the guy with his cock out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 I'm currently on Chatroullete, I'm the guy with his cock out. It was nice to see you again mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Aye it'd be a case of getting hoses out to wash you down the drain as opposed to picking up limbs and parts. Tbf would you rather that or your body be consumed by bugs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 I hope those Russian fellas fall off the next tower they free climb and everyone at their funeral everyone will know just how fucking pointless their death was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 I hope those Russian fellas fall off the next tower they free climb and everyone at their funeral everyone will know just how fucking pointless their death was. You hope they die? Really 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 I hope those Russian fellas fall off the next tower they free climb and everyone at their funeral everyone will know just how fucking pointless their death was. They're proddy Orange Russians too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Pete turning into a very sinister man these days, wishing painful death upon almost everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 His hayfever has turned him into a whiny little bitch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Sweet Pete has always been an absolute cretin. Finally showing his true colours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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