Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 On the app how do you edit your profile No one expected you Shit that was inquisition actually, ignore me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Just spent the best part of two hours having to untangle the cables on the garage door. Had images of having it stuck open all night. All tension lost of course, but at least the f***er's closed now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Edinburgh on location location location now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Edinburgh on location location location now. Have you all been served with eviction notices yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Extreme wheelbarrowing: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Have you all been served with eviction notices yet? Been offered the chance to move to Saltcoats or Alloa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Got a new sim for my phone. 6GB with unlimited texts and phonecalls for £18.99 a month with EE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Been offered the chance to move to Saltcoats or Alloa. Pisser 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 The Montrose ultras are called Multras I always just presumed that was what the Arbroath ultras called them for a joke but that's actually what they call themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Just saw something on the Internet that said, "When you look at the sky, you aren't actually looking up. You are looking down into the abyss of space, with only gravity stopping you from falling into it from Earth". Pretty deep stuff that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 An old one.... Mark Burchill skelps Harry Redknapp with ball. 'Arry not amused. "no wonder he's in the fackin reserves" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThePirate Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Just smashed by brand new iPhone 6 less than 24 hours after getting it. Still not even sent my old iPhone 6 (which was smashed too) back yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I've concluded that people that smash their screens are quite simple. I've had the same iphone 4 for nearly 3 years and it's never been smashed, turns out I can walk and hold a phone at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThePirate Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I think that Apple have maybe employed some cheap & nasty firm to make the iPhone 6's out of cheap & nasty materials. I know maybe half a dozen folk who have upgraded to the 6, and I think only one of them still has an iPhone which is still intact or hasn't warped into a slight curve. I've declined to upgrade from my 5s for these very reasons. To be fair, I volleyed mine into the bottom corner of my front door (albeit accidentally). Keeper had nae chance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThePirate Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I've concluded that people that smash their screens are quite simple. I've had the same iphone 4 for nearly 3 years and it's never been smashed, turns out I can walk and hold a phone at the same time. ^^^ never leaves the house type post IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I've had a 3GS, 3S, 4S and 5S and I've only broken one screen. I don't understand these folk who break their screens three times a year. The most amusing story I heard was a girl was using her toilet in the loo, it slipped out her hand and clipped the seat on the way into the bowl: screen gone, water damaged, end of story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 People who break their screens are untrustworthy, glaikit gloots. As are the folk who go through 3,000 chargers. You know what will keep the cable in good condition? Putting the phone on charge and getting on with your life without the fucking/pad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 (edited) The screen breakers and charger destroyers are usually the same people. Along with those who can't take their eyes away from a phone whilst in a pub for any longer than one minute. Edited August 21, 2015 by BuddieInDundee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 There's absolutely no excuse for a smashed screen unless you've dropped your phone grin a building or it has been run over. Get a fucking case you c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 There's absolutely no excuse for a smashed screen unless you've dropped your phone grin a building or it has been run over. Get a fucking case you c***s. Throwing it off a wall in a rage is an excuse. As long as you don't whine about it afterwords. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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