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I've just left my old dad up in Elgin. :(

You heartless monster. That's like abandoning him on an ice floe to die from exposure.

Luckily, I think I've manage to snaffle his 1960s retro cineporn collection. :)

Err...forget the last bit. You've always been my favourite on here, Mozza :wub:

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Woke up this morning & my eyes are crustier than Throbber's sock, think I must have picked up a wee infection whilst I was down south over the weekend. I've tried opening all the windows whilst putting the heating on full, just not working this time. Should I try kicking her in the pie?

Grimbo

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Woke up this morning & my eyes are crustier than Throbber's sock, think I must have picked up a wee infection whilst I was down south over the weekend. I've tried opening all the windows whilst putting the heating on full, just not working this time. Should I try kicking her in the pie?

Grimbo

You should maybe set up a premium phone number, see if that works.

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It's actually true, Slippery P admitted killing his Dad.

It was a surreal thread.

Fuckin hell, I thought it was some sort of euphemism. Just read the thread there.

Big up the Slippery one for having to live with that. I've felt bad ever since I deliberately threw a dart into my wee brother's leg when I was about 8 so f**k knows what that feels like.

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I'd be amazed if even 10% of folk with no ties to Scotland could tell you where St Mirren play. Go down nearer the south coast of Britain and it would probably be closer to 1%. Other than the teams who are named after their towns (which includes the cheeks, as they usually have 'Glasgow' appended to their names outside Scotland), you could lump in plenty of made-up team names and most folk would be none the wiser.

Motherwell always used to get a big laugh when I was down south for some reason. Not sure many folk believed it was a real place.

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I'd be amazed if even 10% of folk with no ties to Scotland could tell you where St Mirren play. Go down nearer the south coast of Britain and it would probably be closer to 1%. Other than the teams who are named after their towns (which includes the cheeks, as they usually have 'Glasgow' appended to their names outside Scotland), you could lump in plenty of made-up team names and most folk would be none the wiser.

Motherwell always used to get a big laugh when I was down south for some reason. Not sure many folk believed it was a real place.

That happens in Scotland as well tbf.

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