Addie Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 This is my 9,195th post on here. I'm feeling rather good about myself tbh. A real sense of achievement. Preparing my resignation thread when I hit my all time goal of 9,586. It's gonna be a belter folks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Eggy Dip Dip Will not be considered for the same reason as "flat" wasn't in the sausage-off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Will sugar and maple syrup be included as part of the test? I know that's considered an abomination on here, but it was something of a revelation to me when I discovered it in the States. French toast is such a versatile thing. Also, if we're doing this today, you might want to keep a bucket handy for the inevitable sausage/egg/mysterious carrot backlash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 This is my effort at cake making this afternoon. Paul Hollywood won't know what hit him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 This is my effort at cake making this afternoon. Paul Hollywood won't know what hit him. Thumbs are on the wrong way, if you ask me. Awright 7.5/ 10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Flicking through channels trying to get to sleep and stumble across the programme entitled "KKK: The Battle for White Supremacy", with an overweight white American proclaimed that "Auschwitz wasn't a death camp, Hitler was one smart cookie. He took the Jews to Auschwitz, he gave them cigarettes, there was a swimming pool, a movie theatre... It wasn't a prison! What prison nowadays has a swimming pool and a movie theatre? He was rehabilitating them because they refused to work, and they were working to build stuff for the war." It confounds me that in 2015 there are people who's attitude is this, and the worst of it is he can't be sectioned or arrested because he is protected under the First Ammendment. America at its worst, in line with the gun crime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 (edited) Wean's finally asleep. It only took five hours. Honestly, who among you wouldn't drift peacefully off to sleep with me sitting beside your bed, patiently waiting for you to drop your guard? Edit: fuxake. Went for a shite and the wee b*****d got up and went to sleep next to the wife. Looks like I'm on the couch tonight Edited October 5, 2015 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Flicking through channels trying to get to sleep and stumble across the programme entitled "KKK: The Battle for White Supremacy", with an overweight white American proclaimed that "Auschwitz wasn't a death camp, Hitler was one smart cookie. He took the Jews to Auschwitz, he gave them cigarettes, there was a swimming pool, a movie theatre... It wasn't a prison! What prison nowadays has a swimming pool and a movie theatre? He was rehabilitating them because they refused to work, and they were working to build stuff for the war." It confounds me that in 2015 there are people who's attitude is this, and the worst of it is he can't be sectioned or arrested because he is protected under the First Ammendment. America at its worst, in line with the gun crime. Oh, never have them arrested. The proper treatment for these people is public scrutiny of their nonsense, followed by constant, righteous mockery. Someone already said this elsewhere, but the real disappointment about that programme was the pretence that this sort of hatred is rampant, rather than dying on its arse in modern America, Doesn't bring in as many viewers, of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Our house backs onto a fair-sized bit of woodland. I'd got used to the squirrels and foxes, even the badgers and bats, but this morning there was a fucking DEER in my back garden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I'm very drunk so expect a few posts that are out the ordinary. !888KKK what a wetwipe Grimbo I only burnt the house, because your wife wanted stir fry Mozza - wrong place for the thread Sweet Pete. I think I could batter you. (like most on here) if not see for pint sometime. "You always punch the girl you like". FTP "Free Tapestry Pantomime" If you've never seen it give a call, nae hav a. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 was just in the supermarket. kids doing the packing for you for donations. asked what it was for "A school trip for our sports teams." "Oh yeah? Where to?" "Barbados." Here I made a sound halfway between f**k OFF! and a bitter laugh. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Speaking of idiots, gotta love Bill Nye "debate" with a creationist believer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 SlipperyP v SweetP. The bout to end all bouts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 was just in the supermarket. kids doing the packing for you for donations. asked what it was for "A school trip for our sports teams." "Oh yeah? Where to?" "Barbados." Here I made a sound halfway between f**k OFF! and a bitter laugh. I would have telt them & their superior. Got asked "go along" one day to pack bags (part of my welcome back to community). Scouts/Cubs & me. . They had a meeting before & then welcomed me in a hand clap (wtf). I was raging. Best man on the day helping customers( I'm a good looking boy,still am). Lift home was a mini van. I was first off (back to the home*). On the way many said this or that. I swang & swong, punched & kicked. 14/1 was the odds and I got kicked to f**k (i took a few). Driver kept on driving (Scout p***k). I have memories, know there faces like today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I'm very drunk so expect a few posts that are out the ordinary. !888KKK what a wetwipe Grimbo I only burnt the house, because your wife wanted stir fry Mozza - wrong place for the thread Sweet Pete. I think I could batter you. (like most on here) if not see for pint sometime. "You always punch the girl you like". FTP "Free Tapestry Pantomime" If you've never seen it give a call, nae hav a. Mate, my big mouth gets me into trouble and my ample frame gets me out of it again because I'm #nails. My sister-in-law is in Thailand currently. Give her a c**t punt for me if you see her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 SlipperyP v SweetP. The bout to end all bouts. Deeboy I believe Sweet & Slip with destroy Dundee(as city) before we have altercations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Deeboy I believe Sweet & Slip with destroy Dundee(as city) before we have altercations. It sounds like you're trying to recruit me into a gay porn partnership. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 (edited) It sounds like you're trying to recruit me into a gay porn partnership. Would you prefer Slip & Sweet ffs T Edited October 5, 2015 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Somebody smother me with a pillow ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Somebody smother me with a pillow ffs. Sweet & Slip, plz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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