Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I take it all that is left are the jubblies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 ^^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Family whatsapp group set up by my drunk parents on holiday. So cringeworthy. My sister set one up for our extended family. Someone posts a dull picture and 5 or 6 people reply with "great" or "super pic". I think I must have been adopted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 There's a lassie on Pointless that has a head start on Movember. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 That Jamie McIvor guy who is the Education correspondent on Reporting Scotland is creepy as f*ck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 That Jamie McIvor guy who is the Education correspondent on Reporting Scotland is creepy as f*ck. Dat voice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Dat voice. And the fact that he can watch both players in a tennis match at the same time from side on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 There's a lassie on Pointless that has a head start on Movember. Ooft! Just saw that (Sky plus), better growth than me! **Disclaimer: You won't get the time back it'll take you to read this** Onyway. A guy collapsed in Tesco car park yesterday. It was a disabled guy trying to get his wheelchair out the boot of his car. He fell and smacked his head on the concrete. Thankfully I never witnessed this part as I don't imagine it would be a pleasant thing to see. It was a young lassie that saw it and her mother was first on the scene. I went over to make sure he was conscious and didn't require CPR. He was, but wasn't lying still so I stuck around to help the woman keep him calm until the ambulance arrived. In time another woman came to help and staff from the shop brought out some blankets. At this point I put his wheelchair in his boot and tried to find his phone to let his family know of his situation. Once I found it and we eventually managed to get his code his wallpaper was a picture of him wearing the exact same top I had on; a Middlesbrough top from 4 seasons ago I was pretty shocked. I've never seen another Middlesbrough top in the town let alone the top I was wearing! I was standing there with a smile on my face like a fanny while paramedics are trying to get a guy into the back of an ambulance Thought I'd share my pointless story with y'all. You were warned not to read it in my defence B) FWIW, I phoned the guy's dad. He couldn't understand me so put his sister on. When I explained the situation their response (I could hear him in the background) was "So what do you want us to do?" I was pretty gobsmacked. After finding some words I said well I thought his family should be informed and that he'll be in the hospital. Pretty sad really ^^^ Cool story Bro 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Ooft! Just saw that (Sky plus), better growth than me! **Disclaimer: You won't get the time back it'll take you to read this** Onyway. A guy collapsed in Tesco car park yesterday. It was a disabled guy trying to get his wheelchair out the boot of his car. He fell and smacked his head on the concrete. Thankfully I never witnessed this part as I don't imagine it would be a pleasant thing to see. It was a young lassie that saw it and her mother was first on the scene. I went over to make sure he was conscious and didn't require CPR. He was, but wasn't lying still so I stuck around to help the woman keep him calm until the ambulance arrived. In time another woman came to help and staff from the shop brought out some blankets. At this point I put his wheelchair in his boot and tried to find his phone to let his family know of his situation. Once I found it and we eventually managed to get his code his wallpaper was a picture of him wearing the exact same top I had on; a Middlesbrough top from 4 seasons ago I was pretty shocked. I've never seen another Middlesbrough top in the town let alone the top I was wearing! I was standing there with a smile on my face like a fanny while paramedics are trying to get a guy into the back of an ambulance Thought I'd share my pointless story with y'all. You were warned not to read it in my defence B) FWIW, I phoned the guy's dad. He couldn't understand me so put his sister on. When I explained the situation their response (I could hear him in the background) was "So what do you want us to do?" I was pretty gobsmacked. After finding some words I said well I thought his family should be informed and that he'll be in the hospital. Pretty sad really ^^^ Cool story Bro You were wearing a Middlesbrough top to go shopping? Beast imho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 You were wearing a Middlesbrough top to go shopping? Beast imho. Fat Barry from 'boro?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 You were wearing a Middlesbrough top to go shopping? Beast imho. Defo. I just wear the fitba top so folk know for sure I'm a beast 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Ooft! Just saw that (Sky plus), better growth than me! **Disclaimer: You won't get the time back it'll take you to read this** Onyway. A guy collapsed in Tesco car park yesterday. It was a disabled guy trying to get his wheelchair out the boot of his car. He fell and smacked his head on the concrete. Thankfully I never witnessed this part as I don't imagine it would be a pleasant thing to see. It was a young lassie that saw it and her mother was first on the scene. I went over to make sure he was conscious and didn't require CPR. He was, but wasn't lying still so I stuck around to help the woman keep him calm until the ambulance arrived. In time another woman came to help and staff from the shop brought out some blankets. At this point I put his wheelchair in his boot and tried to find his phone to let his family know of his situation. Once I found it and we eventually managed to get his code his wallpaper was a picture of him wearing the exact same top I had on; a Middlesbrough top from 4 seasons ago I was pretty shocked. I've never seen another Middlesbrough top in the town let alone the top I was wearing! I was standing there with a smile on my face like a fanny while paramedics are trying to get a guy into the back of an ambulance Thought I'd share my pointless story with y'all. You were warned not to read it in my defence B) FWIW, I phoned the guy's dad. He couldn't understand me so put his sister on. When I explained the situation their response (I could hear him in the background) was "So what do you want us to do?" I was pretty gobsmacked. After finding some words I said well I thought his family should be informed and that he'll be in the hospital. Pretty sad really ^^^ Cool story Bro Wait till you work on the trains and they make you shift body parts of the suicides, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Wait till you work on the trains and they make you shift body parts of the suicides, I'd hope they'd wait until he's proven himself first, like dropping a boiling hot coffee over a pensioner and not flinching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I have only ever over carried stops on a bus / train three times in my life. Three of these have been in the past month. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I'm itchy. Seriously itchy. All over my back but at it's worst in my armpits and inner elbow. Fucks going on? I've changed deoderant recently but that'll only explain the armpit itch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I'm itchy. Seriously itchy. All over my back but at it's worst in my armpits and inner elbow. Fucks going on? I've changed deoderant recently but that'll only explain the armpit itch.Stock P&B diagnosis - bad AIDS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Wait till you work on the trains and they make you shift body parts of the suicides, Thought for you, this would be better than letting them travel all the way to wooded areas in Poland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I have only ever over carried stops on a bus / train three times in my life. Three of these have been in the past month. ^^^^ Stalking some girl on the train thread for this pishe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I'm itchy. Seriously itchy. All over my back but at it's worst in my armpits and inner elbow. Fucks going on? I've changed deoderant recently but that'll only explain the armpit itch. New washing powder? Maybe also with the weather, dermatitis can start at any age & usually comes/hits during cold spells. Ok just checked, you're from Dundee. Probably need a wash 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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