vikingTON Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Had wiffy smell in the house. Found a dead cat behind the cupboard. Was spewing while lifting out, maggots all over the place, poor thing(kids & wife get out the house). No ceremony, straight in the river Put flowers in the river next day.. next was today I wouldn't open with that in the best man's speech tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 I wouldn't open with that in the best man's speech tbh. I don't know - it's maybe a bit Chubby Brown but there's potentially a joke in there somewhere about a rancid smelling pussy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Big fan of Lichtie's new posting style. The more aggro on the forum the better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 f**k off you c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Heinz 'fiery' beans are excellent. Pre 5's meal of cheese n' fiery beans on toast FTW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Shit's been getting real on here today. It was only a matter of time before Lichtie's cocaine and booze fuelled binge from the other week brought on some violent mood swings. Just Say No, Lichtie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Forget all the petty bickering for a couple of minutes, sit back, enjoy. http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2015-11/05/jetman-fly-plane-emirates-dubai 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingette Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 The bank have written to say they overcharged me on a loan I had years ago and they've sent me a cheque for £850! f**k, yeah! Can't decide which horse to put it on though... Got a cheque yesterday related to a loan. Happy days! ;-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Forget all the petty bickering for a couple of minutes, sit back, enjoy. http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2015-11/05/jetman-fly-plane-emirates-dubai Wired.com has an entirely different load of shit than what it should. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alsy Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 On Pointless the category was pictures of British winter Olympians, an auld dear suggested that this was Burt Kwuk. pjc.jpg She's either not very good on sport or a first-class troll. She's just given Nelson Piquet as an answer to 'Formula One Drivers 2015'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Well that was a disappointing w**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 For any Simpsons fans who don't frequent the TV forum too often... http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/226993-top-simpsons-episodes-countdown-spectacular/#entry9926925 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Sportswoman of the year 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Sportswoman of the year Did she win for her performances in the Santanderlympics? Seriously, she's retired, right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Did she win for her performances in the Santanderlympics? Seriously, she's retired, right? Nae, came back this year and won the World Heptathlon Gold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Just catching up on the last few pages, has there been a square go at 12 Ruel Street yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Had wiffy smell in the house. Found a dead cat behind the cupboard. Was spewing while lifting out, maggots all over the place, poor thing(kids & wife get out the house). No ceremony, straight in the river Put flowers in the river next day.. next was today Worst attempt at a Haiku ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 School was on lockdown for over 2 hours today, some kid took a gun to school! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 I'm meeting Grimbo on Sunday . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 There's a bird on tinder who I've been talking to and was asking where I stayed, then straight up telling me she was wanting pumped. Then after doing an emergency tidy of my gaff she then says she should stay at hers as there are people there. Now telling me I'll just have to wait until tomorrow night. f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.