Sergeant Wilson Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Anyone of a certain age who doesn't have at least three toilet facilities in their house is a loser.You'll be getting catheterised soon and will be able to pish in the living room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Anyone of a certain age who doesn't have at least three toilet facilities in their house is a loser. Steady on. I've got a big fucking house, I'm not decrepit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 I've been looking for a new job of late, I'm increasingly thinking of a bit of a change in career. I've been employed in two different roles in Computer Networking/Support for about the last five years after I graduated Uni with a degree in Computer Networking. I've never really enjoyed it, it's an easy enough job but I can't be doing with the office politics and being cooped up in one place all day. I'm keen on switching to something I at least have more of an interest in while I'm still young enough to do it. I've seen colleagues of mine who have worked in the same thing for 20, 30 years despite hating it, just because it's easy. The initial drop in earnings would be tough, but I will kick myself if I don't at least look into it. As an example of what I've been looking for, I notice SP Energy have an adult training programme kind of aimed at folks in my position, training and then working as an overhead line worker. I'm just wondering if anyone knows of any similar opportunities about at the moment, or if anyone on P&B has done the same thing? Suggestions of rent boy, fluffer etc will not be entertained. Ta. SSE do a lot of apprenticeship programs most of which are currently up on their careers website. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Anyone of a certain age who doesn't have at least three toilet facilities in their house is a loser. Do windows count? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 I had a quite magnificent shite in the downstairs lavvy this morning in total violation of the wife's "you are forbidden to shite downstairs and must vacate to the toilet in the attic" rule. She was upstairs sleeping off a wedding reception and I decided to live a little. It was a really life affirming moment. And shite. My youngest did a double flusher other day, was a proud moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 This is turning in to animal farm, 1 toilet bad 2 toilet good. Well I'm proud to be an upstanding (except when wiping) member of club bad. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Why would you be forbidden from shiting in certain toilets? Our downstairs one is too close to the kitchen. Apparently my morning movements will spoil the food. I've infamously stunk out a toilet so badly my mum was sick in her mouth when she walked in 5 minutes after I Vacated the shitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Our downstairs one is too close to the kitchen. Apparently my morning movements will spoil the food. I've infamously stunk out a toilet so badly my mum was sick in her mouth when she walked in 5 minutes after I Vacated the shitter. This is the reason that opening windows were invented. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 This is the reason that opening windows were invented. Our downstairs one has no window, and I lost the upstairs keys and haven't got around to replacing them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Our downstairs one has no window, and I lost the upstairs keys and haven't got around to replacing them. It must have an extract fan in that case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 If we are talking stinkers....my claim to fame is nearly gassing the future First Minister. I had a flat in Shawlands that had a bathroom next to the front door. Not 30 seconds after I'd created a monster that was capable of peeling the paper from the walls, the doorbell went. It was wee Nicola out canvassing in an attempt to beat Mohammed Sarwar in Govan. My wife was horrified as she stood their chatting whilst the rancid smell of death wafted through the door like a green fog. Pwoud, very pwoud . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Just drove past indycamp (Edinburgh) & it's flag day, more than last week anyway. BUT I just saw someone on wheely-Ski's including sticks to power themselves along the park path. Whatever next? I bet they don't get this in Glasgow. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Just drove past indycamp (Edinburgh) & it's flag day, more than last week anyway. BUT I just saw someone on wheely-Ski's including sticks to power themselves along the park path. Whatever next? I bet they don't get this in Glasgow. Grimbo I saw some c**t flying round the running track at Bellahouston Park the other day on those things!! I had to slow the car down to make sure I wasn't having another episode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 I left work at 6 on Friday and got home last night at some point after a fairly magnificent weekend of bevvying and takeaways. I'm about to go and break the toilet in work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 I just saw someone on wheely-Ski's including sticks to power themselves along the park path. This is new to me, is it this sort of tomfoolery? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 I left work at 6 on Friday and got home last night at some point after a fairly magnificent weekend of bevvying and takeaways. I'm about to go and break the toilet in work. All in it was a tad disappointing. I did have to give myself a courtesy flush quite early on though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 26 minutes of disappointing anal passage play. A bad start to the week, Ross. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 If anyone knows about anal passage play, it's you Mile. Care to share tips with Ross? Should he just have forcibly removed the faeces from his own jacksie and hurled it down the toilet for maximum splash mess? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Replying to your own posts Ross? I thought about just editing the original post, but felt my disappointment should be highlighted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 26 minutes of disappointing anal passage play. A bad start to the week, Ross. Not quite 26 minutes. There was 10 minutes of Facebook and Twitter browsing until I was certain it was over, and a couple of minutes of waiting for the feeling to return fully to my legs before going back to my desk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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