topcat(The most tip top) Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 What do you call a three foot tall Jamaican Gangster? A yardie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 The man who invented predictive text has died. His funfair is on Monkey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 The man who invented predictive text has died. His funfair is on Monkey. very poor! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Based on an informal review of the people sitting around me at Dallas-Fort Worth airport, I have come to the conclusion that I'm a better than average looking guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Based on an informal review of the people sitting around me at Dallas-Fort Worth airport, I have come to the conclusion that I'm a better than average looking guy. Get a picture of yourself up and we'll decide if you're a ride or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 I am SO not a ride. Not kidding though; it's like the bar in Star Wars here today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 I am SO not a ride. Not kidding though; it's like the bar in Star Wars here today. A Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader once thanked me at DFW airport. Sadly it was only for letting her get off the plane before me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 A Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader once thanked me at DFW airport. Sadly it was only for letting her get off the plane before me. Is that a euphemism for coming second? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Is that a euphemism for coming second? There was nothing sloppy about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 There is a small wooded area across from my house. Whilst walking down its adjacent path yesterday I noticed a large suitcase lying in amongst the trees. Too scared to have a look inside it. Think I'll leave it to the "local dogwalker" to discover the contents. Looks about Maddie sized! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 There is a small wooded area across from my house. Whilst walking down its adjacent path yesterday I noticed a large suitcase lying in amongst the trees. Too scared to have a look inside it. Think I'll leave it to the "local dogwalker" to discover the contents. Looks about Maddie sized! Does it have Portugal tags on it? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Scud mag collection, has to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 How do you know how 'big' Maddie is/was? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 There is a small wooded area across from my house. Whilst walking down its adjacent path yesterday I noticed a large suitcase lying in amongst the trees. Too scared to have a look inside it. Think I'll leave it to the "local dogwalker" to discover the contents. Looks about Maddie sized! Full of £500 notes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 I'm currently sitting watching my 4th year making their way through their 3rd N5 prelim. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Kim passes to Kim, across to Kim, back to Kim, delightful ball to Kim, Kim is in space... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Olivier Bernard seems to be morphing into Cedric the Entertainer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 (edited) Kim passes to Kim, across to Kim, back to Kim, delightful ball to Kim, Kim is in space... The club clearly didn't take into account #11's speech impediment when they filled out his paperwork. Edit: Veselinovic needs a nickname; way too many syllables. The move would be over by the time someone finished calling his name. Suggestions? Edited April 20, 2016 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 There was a lassie on the train, early 20's I'd guess and actually looked like a 'free spirit' type. She was cross stitching. Copying words and the style from her laptop. The words were:- "Kill Rapists, Slaughter Paedophiles" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 It'll make for a nice wall-hanging in her boyfriend's cell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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