Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 That's horrendous, I really hope that isn't yours, P45. He seems the sort that would put tommy sauce on everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 I have a mate that would probably eat that shite and he's been to all the most expensive restaurants in town. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Tommy sauce on a chicken curry, I think. I'm going to overlook the use of 'tommy' as you answered my question. Only the once though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 That thing looks like someone's had a nosebleed on a plate of sick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Looks like an apple crumble that's been put onto a plate upside down by someone with a nosebleed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 What the f*ck is "Tommy sauce". It's obviously "red sauce", just as its "square sausage". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 What the f*ck is "Tommy sauce". It's obviously "red sauce", just as its "square sausage". You're fucking at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 (edited) Opened a manual for some new tech gear at work today - the first section of the manual was in Dutch. The opening words of the Dutch section were... 'U KUNT' Now, that's knowing your customer. Any kunt speak Dutch? Edited April 4, 2016 by paranoid android 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 For the first time in my life I've realised what the consequences are of being off work injured. I'm currently in a position where I need to pay rent every week and put bread on the table, but I haven't been working long enough at my job to get paid sick leave. So instead of resting for a couple more days to regain full fitness I'm back at work struggling away. I've finally entered the big boys world now. Quite the revelation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 For the first time in my life I've realised what the consequences are of being off work injured. I'm currently in a position where I need to pay rent every week and put bread on the table, but I haven't been working long enough at my job to get paid sick leave. So instead of resting for a couple more days to regain full fitness I'm back at work struggling away. I've finally entered the big boys world now. Quite the revelation. Same for me last August thanks to the wonderful world of self employment. Dislocated my knee on the Wednesday night, back out and about working on the Friday, hobbling about on crutches and stretching people's patience to breaking point! Doctor said he'd sign me off for four to six weeks until I told him it would be completely pointless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 For the first time in my life I've realised what the consequences are of being off work injured. I'm currently in a position where I need to pay rent every week and put bread on the table, but I haven't been working long enough at my job to get paid sick leave. So instead of resting for a couple more days to regain full fitness I'm back at work struggling away. I've finally entered the big boys world now. Quite the revelation. Next thing you know you'll be having a whole pint to yourself! Baby steps, mate. Baby steps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Same for me last August thanks to the wonderful world of self employment. Dislocated my knee on the Wednesday night, back out and about working on the Friday, hobbling about on crutches and stretching people's patience to breaking point! Doctor said he'd sign me off for four to six weeks until I told him it would be completely pointless. I used to like mountain biking and road cycling. Was coming down a hill in the Pentlands a couple of year back at about 40mph and just thought "what am I doing?". I need to be at work every day and can't be having broken bones etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Ive met SJC - he is now moving to china. Ive met weirdcal - now he is moving to ireland. f**k sake, who is next??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 (edited) Do you get Ladyboys in China? ETA : good to see you try and make it about you again, Phillip. Edited April 5, 2016 by Deeboy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Opened a manual for some new tech gear at work today - the first section of the manual was in Dutch. The opening words of the Dutch section were... 'U KUNT' Now, that's knowing your customer. Any kunt speak Dutch? Reminds me of Kennedy telling the people of Berlin "I am a doughnut/Ich bin ein Berliner". I would have loved Obama to have done a big speech in Amsterdam repeating his campaign slogan "Yes You Can!/ Ja U Kunt!". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Ive met SJC - he is now moving to china. Very slow boat to China. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 (edited) Opened a manual for some new tech gear at work today - the first section of the manual was in Dutch. The opening words of the Dutch section were... 'U KUNT' Now, that's knowing your customer. Any kunt speak Dutch? Shaving cream used to have the Dutch translation on the side - 'Barbers Kum' Edited April 5, 2016 by Ned Nederlander 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Reminds me of Kennedy telling the people of Berlin "I am a doughnut/Ich bin ein Berliner". I would have loved Obama to have done a big speech in Amsterdam repeating his campaign slogan "Yes You Can!/ Ja U Kunt!". The doughnut story is a myth. What he said was correct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 The doughnut story is a myth. What he said was correct. I thought the correct phrase was Ich Bin Berliner rather than Ich Bin Ein Berliner which means something different. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 I thought the correct phrase was Ich Bin Berliner rather than Ich Bin Ein Berliner which means something different. It's the "ein" that's contentious, but it's correct in the context as he's not himself a Berliner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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