throbber Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Edinburgh is due to be 13 degrees on Christmas Day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Just had a walk to get more beer, on the way this little black dog went for me. KIcked off and told the owner (my aunt) to get it sorted before it becomes big ffs. She knows the score. (her dog was killed by me before) On the way back it comes at me again. Scargill(my dog) goes at kicked it's wee arse. Aunt comes out screaming. I walk away.... ps my dog is the Commander in Chief of the area. He walks with me everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Good luck to @Eednud - Adelaide heading for it's hottest Christmas Day since 1945, just the 40 degrees celsius. It was 38.2 today, tomorrow now revised down to 35 then the 40 then 29 Boxing Day. I'll make sure I keep up my fluid intake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 I got pished in Cairns for 3 month(working) and lived in NSW for 3 years(school). These dodos don't do hot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Australia sounds too scary for me. Even the sky is trying to kill you, let alone all the horrible animals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Australia really is a horrendous country. I went there once and it was like watching the worst excesses of British culture, in a furnace, surrounded by animals that want to kill you and a constant undercurrent of racism, bigotry and idiocy. For the life of me I can't figure out why so many people want to move there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Brilliant jmothecat. Its not all bad, although when i was there i constantly fantasised about winning the lottery and living at Double Bay, Sydney. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 42 minutes ago, jmothecat said: Australia really is a horrendous country. I went there once and it was like watching the worst excesses of British culture, in a furnace, surrounded by animals that want to kill you and a constant undercurrent of racism, bigotry and idiocy. For the life of me I can't figure out why so many people want to move there. I had relations with a Aussie girl at work one day (Saturday afternoon, we were boozing and not doing much work). She said "your p***k is magnificent" and that I was "the best shag she'd had since she came to England" and it gave me a new fondness for Australians. No desire to ever go there though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 http://www.swifty.com/destinations/7681/17-nope-animal-pics-that-prove-australia-is-absolutely-terrifying/#page=1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 I had relations with a Aussie girl at work one day (Saturday afternoon, we were boozing and not doing much work). She said "your p***k is magnificent" and that I was "the best shag she'd had since she came to England" and it gave me a new fondness for Australians. No desire to ever go there though. I recently worked out that I've been with more Aussies than any other nationality (if you count Scottish and English separately), which was partly due to that trip and partly because half of Australia seemed to descend on Edinburgh for a few years around 2009 or so. Their one saving grace is that sleeping around seems to be a national sport amongst the natives. I had a very brief 'relationship' with one, who took me to meet her family. Her grandad kept making comments about his granddaughter ending up with a 'Pom', which inspired an odd conversation about whether Scottish people are poms or not, they finally settled on me being ok because I'm not English. Ten minutes later they rescinded the pass when I started talking about how great it was seeing England beat Australia in the 2005 ashes. Weird family. They had a fridge on their front porch and kept commenting on which trees had caught fire in bush fires in the past and which ones hadn't. Based on the fact the ones that had were black I felt I didn't really need their expertise on the matter but apparently that passes as good conversation in Australia. I was there for a few months, and in a way I enjoyed it (I was 18 and had a couple of years worth of savings burning a hole in my pocket, probably would have had a great time wherever I went), but I was thrilled to get back home and haven't felt the slightest desire to return. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 A girl I know (not in that way but wid) has spent the last 10 years living and working in Australia. She got Australian citizenship about 6 months ago, and has now decided to move back to Glasgow. Glasgow>>>>>>>Australia 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 12 hours ago, welshbairn said: You're thinking of Last Tango in Paris Didn't he go in dry in that scene? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 11 minutes ago, sjc said: Didn't he go in dry in that scene? Marlon Brando was a Gentleman, always had a knob of butter for the ladies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Someone at work has a Christmas cd playing. Fair enough. I'm singing in my head them all with the lyrics "smoke ma dobber" trying to find out what song fits best. Bring the calvary is top right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 17 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Someone at work has a Christmas cd playing. Fair enough. I'm singing in my head them all with the lyrics "smoke ma dobber" trying to find out what song fits best. Bring the calvary is top right now. Smoke ma dobber, don't let the bell's end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 "I really can't stay But baby smoke my dobber I've got to get away But baby smoke my dobber" It's effectively what he's saying in the song anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 One day of the year that all my mates still make it out, and it's a fucking monsoon outside. Can't see us venturing much past the first pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Marlon Brando was a Gentleman, always had a knob of butter for the ladies. Gentleman or not, I can't believe Marlon used butter..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Seen a woman standing with the light on, curtains wide open, in just her bra at Craigentinny this morning. I unfortunately cannot confirm if she was a 'wid' or 'wid not' as it was just a drive-by glance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: "I really can't stay But baby smoke my dobber I've got to get away But baby smoke my dobber" It's effectively what he's saying in the song anyway That's pretty much the rapiest Christmas song going even without adding in Smoke my dobber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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