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4 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

What will actually happen
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Arrive, proceed to get absolutely paralytically shitfaced, someone will shit themselves in a McDonalds, someone will be arrested and another will end up in hospital with a face looking like a burst meat balloon.  And then it will go downhill from there.

Not me. For some reason I really can't hack drinking on the day of travel. I'll be sober the first night.

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2 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said:

Not me. For some reason I really can't hack drinking on the day of travel. I'll be sober the first night.

and your friends let you away with this?!

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2 minutes ago, sjc said:

and your friends let you away with this?!

I can't mix travelling and drinking. I've tried. Disnae really work. I mean if I arrive early enough somewhere it aint an issue but, generally, if I'm going somewhere with ma pals I'll nurse my first pint while they all get shitfaced and they're too drunk to notice I'm not.

I don't mind my pals when they're drunk anyway... I mean.. that's why they're my pals. If I couldnae be arsed with them when they're steaming I wouldn't hang round with them

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I took 2 (plain) cheeseburgers from McDonalds in to the cinema last night and munched them during the film (well the first 5 minutes of it). I've once taken a Steak Bake in to eat as well.

My older brother and one of my friends once smuggled in an entire whole cooked chicken and ate that in the cinema (I say 'smuggled' but really all they did was put it in a bag and carried it in).

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I liked sandy fae grease before they turned her into a slutty looking biker chick.



A - The innocent looking, girl next door Sandy.

B - The sook you off behind the bike shed, for 20 Marlboro Sandy.

Each serves a purpose.
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47 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

I took 2 (plain) cheeseburgers from McDonalds in to the cinema last night and munched them during the film (well the first 5 minutes of it).

50 Shades? Burger-burger-w**k-home or burger-w**k-burger-home? 

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18 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

I only ever take a coffee into the cinema now tbh.  Not sure adults should be drinking stupid big tumblers of cola.

I take a pint of Black Isle Blonde into Eden Court, sometimes two. 

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51 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

I only ever take a coffee into the cinema now tbh.  Not sure adults should be drinking stupid big tumblers of cola.

I usually take a 500ml bottle of juice in.

27 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

Mark Kermode is unhappy with you DA

 

As a regular listen to the Friday afternoon 5 Live Film Review Show, I am quite aware of the code of conduct. I however always ensure that I am quiet when eating food. Indeed I pick my times when going to the cinema very carefully to ensure that there is an absolute minimum of people there, the less the better, as people at the cinema are quite often absolute tossers, be it them talking or fannying about on their phones or loudly eating/drinking. My (plain) cheeseburgers were quiet to munch upon, and I opened the wrapping very carefully, slowly and quietly.

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8 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

As a regular listen to the Friday afternoon 5 Live Film Review Show, I am quite aware of the code of conduct. I however always ensure that I am quiet when eating food. Indeed I pick my times when going to the cinema very carefully to ensure that there is an absolute minimum of people there, the less the better, as people at the cinema are quite often absolute tossers, be it them talking or fannying about on their phones or loudly eating/drinking. My (plain) cheeseburgers were quiet to munch upon, and I opened the wrapping very carefully, slowly and quietly.

I've had a couple of emails read out by them. Enjoy the show but I like it even better when Robbie Collin fills in. 

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1 minute ago, Shandon Par said:

I've had a couple of emails read out by them. Enjoy the show but I like it even better when Robbie Collin fills in. 

"Shandon Par, C In Higher English."

Collin was on last week. I love Kermode's rants (Entourage and Sex and The City 2 being highlights), although sometimes I think he can be a bit snobby about some films.

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Just now, ICTChris said:

It's a great show but eating fucking cheeseburgers in the cinema is tinky.  They smell as well.

 

These had very little aroma, especially since they were plain and had cooled down a bit. It wasn't something I'd usually do, but it doubled up as my dinner.

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17 hours ago, Rugster said:

Sounds like it mate. We're in a 3 bed house and lazy arse is still off on maternity so stuff on all day everyday and we're about £90 a month. Get it checked out. 

I've got one of those wee smart meter things that sends the reading to BG every day apparently.  I don't understand how they can under-estimate my bill based on this tbh.  Hardly ever need the heating on in my flat as it's always pretty warm in general, yet they're still taking £40 a month off me in Gas alone!

17 hours ago, throbber said:

Adam and DA - do you not have a float system where you pay a fixed rate each month based on an estimate of your consumption and then it goes up or down accordingly depending on your meter readings? We paid 80
A month for a while which was far too much and then paid as little as 20 for a year then got a notification we were in the negative again so paid a little more. Don't think they just crank it up willy nilly.

I don't know how it works mate, as I said, the smart meter is supposed to send readings every day.  Some shyster next door is probably tapping into my leccy, much like the Gas episode of Bottom.

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