ICTChris Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Maybe she's just enjoying wearing her favourite clothes and cycling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 11 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: Weird, posturing folk. Both times she has not only been smiling to herself, like a fucking oddball, but also wearing a fucking mac. This is real life, not Amelie. f**k these people. She'll probably go home and self harm to some Edith Piaf records...on a vintage record player. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Maybe she's just enjoying wearing her favourite clothes and cycling. f**k you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 This bicycle lady sounds lovely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: This bicycle lady sounds lovely. Here she is after Pete put a stick in her spokes...Or is it you on the way home last night? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Here she is after Pete put a stick in her spokes...Or is it you on the way home last night? Oh I've gone off her now. I was envisaging a Betty Blue type. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Oh I've gone off her now. I was envisaging a Betty Blue type. Cycling in all weather's in Glasgow, she'll have a face like shuttering joiner. Edited April 22, 2017 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Oh I've gone off her now. I was envisaging a Betty Blue type. I bought my teetotal churchie sister the soundtrack for Betty Blue, not realising they'd include all the sexual grunting in the opening track. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Hipster cycling girl sounds nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 4 hours ago, Sweet Pete said: Twice this week I've driven home over the squinty bridge and there's been a woman cycling the other way smiling to herself. Not having a hands free conversation. Not laughing. Just a rigid fixed smile while peddling along and while dressed like a hipster with a bike straight out of an old French film. It's totally jarring to see someone just smiling like that. I despise her. She's maybe just given her kipper a doing on the cobbles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 27 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: She's maybe just given her kipper a doing on the cobbles. Dee Man sold her his Cadbury Creme Eggs on a string invention imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Dalkeith has not had a traffic warden for a few years since the transgender one packed in. Parked cars have been causing chaos ever since. Today, a traffic warden and 4 police officers are having a field day whilst the local council folk are out canvassing for votes. The seethe among the locals is glorious to behold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Okay so my sister has just returned from travelling after 7 months and upon her return I have been replaced as the golden child. If you imagine in this simpsons scene that Homer is my mum, my sister is the puppy and I am the cat, that sums up the current state of affairs in my house 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Dalkeith has not had a traffic warden for a few years since the transgender one packed in. Parked cars have been causing chaos ever since. Today, a traffic warden and 4 police officers are having a field day whilst the local council folk are out canvassing for votes. The seethe among the locals is glorious to behold. I always park at Morrisons and walk along to the high street if need be. My wife knows the folk that have the flooring shop on the wynd, so I can park there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Okay so my sister has just returned from travelling after 7 months and upon her return I have been replaced as the golden child. If you imagine in this simpsons scene that Homer is my mum, my sister is the puppy and I am the cat, that sums up the current state of affairs in my house Kick her in the pie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 @DA Baracus you on yer holidays? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminavest Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Ajax fans after their game against Schalke mid week 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Fell off my penny farthing cycling home last night after some c**t put wire at head height across the bridge. Put a hole in my new Harris tweed plus fours. Raging! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 When I lived in Glasgow it was during a period where Finnieston went from relatively affordable to hipster paradise. Near the end of my time there I saw a group of people in tweed and old fashioned bicycles cycling up to The Ben Nevis pub and getting off. One of them had a penny farthing style bicycle, which he was walking to the pub rather than cycling. I don't really know why but that man filled me with a deep and genuine feeling of contempt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Every time I try to a view a video on the app it crashes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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